Demonstone

Surely the lightning would find the highest point, in which case Max would be in grave danger.

The day that I see a post from you @Clintosaurus that doesn't contain the words "corrupt", "cheat" or "rigged" is the day I'll know your account has been hacked. Champagne comedy!

I hope Bontempelli wins it.

Raised his arm at the last minute and made contact with opponent's head. Opponent subbed off, presumably as a result of said contact. Pickett with a long list of priors. What will happen, Demonlanders? The poll is anonymous, so call it as you see it. I predict a couple of weeks.

I see a clear and obvious best on ground. You see what you want to see, but I think you're in denial.

Nick Daicos would be a worthy winner. He's a champion. Come at me.

Sounds like he's more forked than spaded.

Yeah, if he really cared about the true, faithful supporters he'd hire a flatbed truck with a big fat PA system and drive all around the MCG precinct for an hour or so while fans are arriving, followed up by a couple of laps inside the ground all the while announcing his intentions on loop every five minutes. I'm thinking something along the lines of AC/DC rolling down Swanston Street singing "It's A Long Way To The Top" and wondering if bagpipes might enhance or detract from Tracc's performance.

For those who don't have a dog, may I suggest one of these...

#nutshell

Tadgh is a worthy candidate for the #2 spot, for sure. Bonus points for his impromptu jig on the premiership podium.

Zach Tuohy has announced his retirement after a wonderful career. I always admired the way he went about it and would have no hesitation in saying that he is the second best Irish recruit to ever play our game at the top level.

Classy.

Houston's damaged goods now.

No surprises about the identify of the handful of Demonland posters who are determined to look for the dark cloud surrounding the silver lining of both Max and Jack re-signing.

Try watching a grisly murder. There's usually no bears involved in those.

Wait no longer. The request has been made. Go home. The other trolls are finding life under the bridge a bit lonely without you.

Geez Louise, did Luker run over your dog or steal your girlfriend or something? You wrote him off the instant he was drafted and have been sticking the boots into him ever since. How about we give the kid a chance?

The initials are a bit of a giveaway. Kyah Farris-White.

Nah, there's no hint of a calf injury.

The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here. They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

Mint!

That's the closest we've had to a sage post. About thyme, too.

I thought it was the other way around.