Demonstone

Fun fact: Both Tom and Oscar McDonald were selected at pick 53 in their respective drafts.

You're saying you'd have nun of it?

I believe that may be @old dee sitting under the tree with the towel on his head. It was hot that day.

Collingwood apparently showing interest in Jake Stringer. If ever a club and a player were perfectly suited to each other ... it's a match made in the pits of repugnance.

Pick 5 is too high for either IMO. If you offered me both for pick 5, I'd give it some serious thought.

That looks like a shopping list for a visit to NQR.

Demonland certainly didn't rate him. There was constant criticism of him in 2023 for being too slow to move the ball on when he had possession. He's been described in this thread as a "gun" and as a "hack" but he's neither of these extremes.

Only if Carlton threw in Walsh and Curnow as steak knives.

The latter.

What does that mean?

Let's hope the Febeys can identify some positive steps forward for MFC.

I'm so sick of hearing about Hawthorn and Hokball, I find myself in the unfamiliar position of hoping that Port Adelaide kick their smug brown and gold backsides this week.

How about if we call Windsor Cale-A and Daniel Cale-B?

Rack off Noddy. We're not here to talk about your stinking corrupt club.

Caro's source revealed ...

Some would say that's exactly what he is.

Bailey Smith has formally requested to be traded from the Bulldogs, to the great surprise of nobody at all. I'd be most surprised if he's not playing for Geelong next year.

I'll let it pass, but not your superfluous apostrophe in "lets".

Eric the half a bee!

Is it at the SCG or the Giants' home ground (whatever it's called this week)?

As inevitable as the banjo solo in the Swans' theme song is the kneejerk reaction from a number of posters whenever Jordon does anything. Equally predictable are the cries of "Why did we let him go", although it's been explained 1, 529,677 times that we wanted him to stay and offered him a new contract but that he chose to exercise his Free Agency rights and leave. Cracking final, by the way! I was hoping for a GWS win but it was an outstanding match.

If only we had a satire icon.