Demonstone

Geelong's premiership poster is on the money this year.

In his first season with us, we were disappointed with him. In his second season, we were disappointed for him. True supporters would hope that 2026 is a great season for him.

Petracca to Juventus. You heard it here first!

I agree, but that's not the same as being the best. No hairsplitting here.

Then, by definition, he's not the best.

@WERRIDEE won't be happy with you cutting his grass like this.

Who came first in both those categories? There's your best player.

He'd probably get suspended for that these days.

Off to Richmond if my research is any indication.

How do you feel when somebody stuffs your name up?

Somebody mentioned Luke Breust as a potential forwards coach, but he and Taylor Duryea have both joined Richmond as development coaches.

Yep, younger brother of current Saint and former Bulldog, Jackson.

The 2025 Brownlow Medallist posing with his childhood hero. What a smug, vain and arrogant looking piece of work. (Judd, that is)

Wool, wool. Thought you'd get in for your chop, eh? No need to ram it home, wether it's punny or not.

Ewe should know that these bad puns are mutton but trouble and that we need players who can perform for forequarters.

Reef and Beef?

If we recruit him to play alongside Gawn, Pickett, Langford and Lindsay we'd have guns and Rosas.

For your amusement, I'm pleased to present this technically excellent, seamless, inspired and on point example of photoshopping.

Demonland: "The Brownlow is a farce. The umps don't know what they're doing. That player didn't deserve votes in that game compared to this player." Also Demonland: "Player X didn't score any Brownlow votes. Can't be any good. Trade him!".

Some people need to have somebody to blame for everything and it's convenient to make Tim the sacrificial Lamb.

Do they keep their plane in a Zero Hangar?

With Collingwood being eliminated, my Grand Final has already been won and I no longer have any passionate interest. I'm not terribly fussed about the winner but an entertaining, close game would suit. Head says probably Geelong, heart says hopefully Brisbane.

This is an oft-quoted fallacy. Given that other clubs (like us) aren't able to pick up the academy/father-sons stars, they don't really count. Pick 14 still gets you pick 14 of available talent and you would be confident of getting a decent player, supposedly "weak" draft or not.

This year's Premiership posters look good.

Kynan Brown's delisting has freed up the number 41 jumper. Mihocek's game yesterday was his first mission as a Demon sleeper agent. Recruiting blokes called Brody/Brodie from Collingwood is a guaranteed success. All the signs are there, people.