Demonstone

Maxon should read Mason. Soch is life!

Demonland's own @Whispering_Jack would rightly feel aggrieved by his omission.

Why does that matter to you?

Odd comment. I'd be happy to have 23 Lindsays if they could all play.

Deliberate mistake to see if anybody was paying attention. ☹️

Mason Cox has been delisted by Collingwood. Should we pick him up as a Delisted Free Agent?

Strange company, that Dove. Their chocolate is delicious but their soap tastes dreadful.

Yet you continually describe the game's officials and the media as "maggots". Let he who is without sin cast the first Demonstone (or something like that).

When people stop posting. Oops.

You still here? You promised us you'd stop posting if Oliver was traded. Are you not a man of your word?

You should be safe, then. Hippos are notoriously slow and clumsy with both pistols and swords.

And does it have a Grlj?

Wayne "Moose" Henwood played the one game for us in 1992 ... and managed to get reported!

So that's Checkers and Chesser moving and we haven't even got to the Drafts yet.

Get the 'ell out and you're left with Moe. Make of that what you will.

Left Geelong at the end of 2007 to play for St Kilda.

Nup, missed each other by six years.

Landing the gig as coach of West Adelaide is a family reason? Gotta wonder why the AFL/MFC would choose to spin it like this.

Apparently this was only the beginning of what turned out to be a very BIG night indeed, judging by this smuggled photo which shows @Ghostwriter leaving the function in her usual dignified manner.

Now that's a salacious rumour. What's going on down there at Arden Street?

Furphy. In his eight seasons at Collingwood, he averaged 20 games per year.

A Jack Steal, you mean?

He might attract a personal sponsorship from Grlj'd.

Well, if nobody else will do it ...