Everything posted by Demonstone
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Melbourne Football Club - The CEO
- NON-MFC: Round 24
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.- NON-MFC: Round 24
Should the Suns lose this game and also lose against Essendon (highly unlikely, I know) they will miss the eight altogether and both Freo and Bulldogs will make it.- GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
Better get moving. It's a long way from the Mornington Peninsula to the MCG.- Leaks
Glad you got my wee joke! Urine trouble with the cat however, according to my E S Pee.- Leaks
I take quite a dim view of leaks, particularly the one that is always needed at 3am.- AMW, Mentha and Culley Sign on as Rookies for 2026
I tried putting that into Google Translate and it crashed the program.- 2025 MRO & Tribunal
Picket instead of Fence?- PREGAME: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
Meaningless stat. Josh Schache was #2 draft pick in his year.- 2025 MRO & Tribunal
Judge: "The defendant has been found guilty of murdering his parents. Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?" Defence Lawyer: "I ask the court to show leniency on the compassionate grounds that my client is now an orphan."- TRAINING: Thursday 21st August 2025
This one.- TRAINING: Thursday 21st August 2025
Seriously? It's a footy expression that's been in common usage for eons. It refers to the state of mind when a player runs onto the field (crosses the white line) and instantly becomes more fired up and physically aggressive. It can also relate to a non-football extracurricular activity (cough Bailey Smith cough)- Luke Jackson back to Victoria?
Rowan Marshall might be available.- Mitch McGovern
Compelling reasons to pick him up. On the positive side, he'll be 32 next year. Pass.- Choco Williams axed
The news of Choco getting the bullet has given me an odd craving. Not a great day for the extended family with his son-in-law Dylan Shiel also on the way out of Essendon. (And no, we shouldn't pick him up.)- The Kalani White Thread (F/S)
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?
Speaking of which, did Don Quixote call his donkey "Oaty"?- NON-MFC: Round 23
Just redid my sums and you're right, dammit.- POSTGAME: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn
Onya Bluey! Funniest poster on this site without doubt.- NON-MFC: Round 23
I think it's still possible that Collingwood miss the final eight. For that to happen, the following needs to occur: 1 - Melbourne d Collingwood, preferably by a decent margin OK, unlikely but not impossible 2 - GCS d Port Adelaide and also Essendon Probable 3 - Hawthorn d Brisbane Possible 4 - GWS d St Kilda Probable 5 - Fremantle/Bulldogs result not important if 1 - 4 happen- POSTGAME: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn
We would have won if the quarter was a bit longer, given our magnificent comeback at the end. Bloody cheating timekeepers.- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn
It's said that revenge is a dish best served cold and they also say that revenge is sweet. So essentially, revenge is just like ice cream.- NON-MFC: Round 23
Look at it as a form of pain relief. You can't eliminate the cause, but you can alleviate the symptoms.- NON-MFC: Round 23
May I humbly suggest the "ignore" option.- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?
Didn't Hird rule himself out? Not that it matters, it's Buckley's job if he so desires it would appear. - NON-MFC: Round 24