Demonstone

Meh. Anybody, anywhere, anytime. I'm particularly looking forward to our 2.30pm timeslot on Saturday 30th September.

That issue has been sorted.

And finally ...

OK then, have some more.

I don't have a dog, but I have these for you.

I'm assuming that this will be a Knight match.

If anybody has a dog named "Shark", it's best not to take him/her to a crowded beach.

$5 for a $1 coin? Buck that.

Behold his royal gingerness. Maybe he'd just had highlights put in?

I feel obliged to say "well spotted".

I don't know if you'd class Seaton as a redhead based on this footy card.

To nobody's surprise, @Jaded No More has correctly identified that all the players in today's team are kindred spirits of hers in that they have red hair. They are all blessed with a skull of rust. I'll address the query raised by some posters as to the gingerness of three of the players now. 1. Colin Sylvia was as redhaired as they come until he fell in love with the peroxide bottle. 2. Rooey, while at the fairer end of the ranga scale, is still a redhead in my view (strawberry blonde?). 3. Scott Thompson is the one I was most hesitant about. If you look at early photos of him before he adopted the #1 cropped hairstyle, I maintain that there is a measure of the Fanta pants in him. I guess it's all in the eye of the beerholder and opinions may vary, but I've got no issue with that. After all, this whole thing is just a bit of ephemeral internet fluff. In closing, may I quote the wise words of @Jaded No More who I feel speaks for redheads everywhere ... "It's not how you look it's how ginger you feel at heart".

@Roger Mellie has also solved the teaser and raised the same eligibility doubts on those three players. I'll explain my reasoning when I post the reveal later this evening.

That can't be @old55. There's no bull.

I've sent you a PM as it's impossible to discuss the reasons without giving away the answer.

Who would you consider ineligible, @WalkingCivilWar?

@Little Goffy has joined in on the fun.

Another correct answer has been submitted, this time by @WalkingCivilWar. If @Jaded No More is reading, this one is right in your wheelhouse!

We can add @layzie and @Demon Dynasty to the winners' list.

Still pondering? How about if I told you that it is most appropriate that our team colours are red and blue?

Rounding out the Famous Five for this quiz is @demosaw.

You got in early enough to beat @La Dee-vina Comedia who is in fourth spot.

Third place has been snagged by @Deemania since 56.

@Diamond Jim on the podium in second place.