Demonstone

Why would a fly attack the maggots? They're his offspring.

That new Hawthorn recruit seems to be getting a lot of publicity, not just here but overseas as well. Seems like everybody's talking about the Hawk Tuah girl.

It's rumoured that former Hawthorn Football Club President and Liberal stalwart Jeff Kennett has a tattooed tribute to the last three Australian Prime Ministers from his political party. He has Tony Abbott on his left butt cheek, Scott Morrison on the right ... and Malcolm in the middle.

As far as lame jokes go, I just hope that you haven't reached a plateau. That's the highest form of flattery.

No way! They'd have to throw in LDU as well to make the deal fair for all parties.

I think he needs to get a new one. Not only is it too close to the ground, but it appears to have a big crack in it.

That's something a troll would say. Look, you've made your point. Your views are well known. No need to keep repeating the same thing.

Best to ignore the troll, @WalkingCivilWar. It's been making the exact same post every week for months now.

Medicinal use only?

Quite a bit of discussion on the "Goodwin is the MAN" thread yesterday, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew.

The 36 year old Goldstein who's in and out of a mediocre Essendon team and who will retire this year?

How do you feel about Kalani White and, potentially, his two younger brothers?

If he slips while sitting on a knife's edge, being traded will be the least of his problems.

Like most of us I suspect, I'm against this unnecessary change to our competition structure. Shakespeare summed up my response very neatly.

Little known fact - its inventor wanted to call it a "brella", but hesitated at the Patents Office.

Demonlanders who attended that year's B & F report that he was almost in tears at being discarded. It's also not true that Sestan is from Mansfield, although he did play there briefly. He's a Xavier College boy.

Jayden was devastated at being traded.

If jumping at shadows was an Olympic event, we'd have a few potential gold medallists posting here.

ftfy

Yze when he was appointed Richmond's coach (left) compared to how he feels right now.

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

Umpiring in the Western Region Football League this week. He'll be little Ray of Sunshine.

How dare you respond to my lame gag with a factual post!