Demonstone

Shame that rubbish background music drowned out what was being said.

Ummm, "allegator" was the joke, doc. I pinched it from Groucho Marx. Sorry if it went over your head.

Where would I look that up, doc? Same page as the difference between "your" and "you're"? ?

Nah, that's a load of croc, Febes - not the same thing at all. A crock is a pot, a container. If you think I'm not telling the truth, I deny that allegation and will be suing the allegator.

If you threw that premiership clock out the premiership window, you could watch time fly. Yes, it's Sunday and I'm bored. Come at me.

WTF? It may be a load of crap or a crock of schitt but that saying makes no sense at all! And don't forget to take off half an hour because, you know, all those South Australians ruining the club.

Except me. My jumper mysteriously keeps shrinking and getting tighter every season.

Forgot about Riv. Still, two isn't many to lose; not as if we've been damaged by free agency losses.

Who have we lost to free agency?

Unless it's just an April Fools Day joke.

That's an Italian suppository isn't it?

Ja, nein.

Wayne King? Trust you're not jerking us around, Ethan!

It would appear the Club is damned if it leaks and damned if it doesn't. Some people just like to whinge.

Anyone else find these sort of nicknames childish and tedious or is it just me?

That poor shark must be getting really sick of being jumped over.

So is Gatling.

Are you telling us you've got a foot there as well?

Over and over and over and over again. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseam. Your Native American tribal name would be "Five Horses". Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

Homer?

Yez.

Has a post ever received more likes than this one?

I'll take that as confirmation that you don't need brains to be in the footy media these days.

A spud with a bun? Can't help but feel a little hungry.

I'd be keen on Ah Chee AND Jughead.