Demonstone

[censored] off with your politics.

I was only just talking to my family. They seem nice.

I just love Weed. So much so that Bob Marley had a t-shirt with my face on it.

It's nice that we've got two weeks to soak this up.

Get that piece of filth out of your avatar and favourite players and stop defiling our magnificent site.

As long as no-one leaves the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I could take it.

Sounds like Jack isn't the only precious, fragile Darling across there at The Boo Factory.

The cretins on Bomberblitz reckon they've got him, and they always seem to have the good dope.

You forgot to mention Elvis behind the grassy knoll causing 9/11 at the AFL's direction to distract from the faked moon landing.

Me too, they're ideal for keeping small minds occupied.

Some say they'll take votes off each other, but a Gawn/Oliver quinella has a nice bit of romance to it. Has any club ever achieved this?

Weren't you the bloke who repeatedly assured us that Brayshaw was GONE?

Why does she talk as if she's addressing a kindergarten class?

Surely you jest ...

A racecourse you say? Wonder if Horse thought of it.

Straight swap for Gaff.

Nice work, Dr. D. My only quibble would be that naming Oskar Baker and Weed as 'potential misses' is a tad premature.

I went to that game. Seeing as the mate I went with was a Fitzroy man and he was driving, we had to stay. Until the end.

If he's found guilty, a fine will be the least of his problems. We're talking about a large, trafficable amount of gear here.

Is that the next big stadium being built?

I think we've all heard this song before. It's by Captain Hindsight and The Monday Experts.

Where did he go?

If you wanted to be political, it could be Barnaby on one cheek, Tony on the other and Malcolm in the middle.

I used to know a bloke who sniffed glue (true story) and his nickname was 'Bostik'.

Dunno about you lot, but those ads scared the bejeezus out of me and had a lasting impact. I've never been ten-pin bowling since.