Demonstone

It's nice that we've got two weeks to soak this up.

Get that piece of filth out of your avatar and favourite players and stop defiling our magnificent site.

As long as no-one leaves the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I could take it.

"Evil" may not be Jetta's middle name, but it's half of his first name.

You could get infected if the wrong insect bit you ... a Hepatitis Bee for example.

Sounds like Jack isn't the only precious, fragile Darling across there at The Boo Factory.

And none of it true.

I've seen worse on this forum. Some posters have managed to convince themselves that the whole competition is rigged, orchestrated by Gil at HQ and with all the umpires and coaches in on it.

That was alright I suppose.

There appears to be a fascination among the media and wider public with Melbourne and its finals chances. Does this mean that we are relevant again? Are they scared of what we will become and are getting a few cheap punches in now?

Maybe you're just making arsumptions about the hole thing.

No, I'm afraid that Jack. Louie and Bob have all left us now.

The cretins on Bomberblitz reckon they've got him, and they always seem to have the good dope.

Interesting story, and seeing as the year was 1974 the coach referred in less than glowing terms was R. Skilton.

Can't imagine he'll ever play another game in his life.

You forgot to mention Elvis behind the grassy knoll causing 9/11 at the AFL's direction to distract from the faked moon landing.

Me too, they're ideal for keeping small minds occupied.

Some say they'll take votes off each other, but a Gawn/Oliver quinella has a nice bit of romance to it. Has any club ever achieved this?

Make it 191 and we can get rid of the all time record ... which is also held by us.

He wouldn't be able to walk for a while. Might need a toe truck. #dad

Weren't you the bloke who repeatedly assured us that Brayshaw was GONE?

Why does she talk as if she's addressing a kindergarten class?

Surely you jest ...

And can we please have multi-ball? Please?

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you at all, more so those outside the club. I see the old 'cancelled camp responsible for everything' got another run this week as well!