Demonstone

In the unlikely event that Melbourne don't win the flag this year, who would you like to see as Premiers? I've only included those teams that I think still have a chance at this stage of the season. My preference would be Fremantle because they've never won one, followed by Gold Coast then Brisbane. Voters are anonymous so don't be afraid to add your choice.

You'd reckon that Port Adelaide might be a bit nervous about the colours on their jumper. Apparently Mr. Frydenberg isn't particularly keen on teal at this point in time.

De Goey would think that Gregorian was a reference to the Chappell brothers.

You need to have the right knack.

I trust you gave 'em both barrels, old dee.

Did you buy it from Jay Jays?

In his case, ADHD must stand for Absolute [censored] Head Disorder.

Majak had his case heard today and was fined as a result of his indiscretion. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/court-told-daw-at-crossroads-as-he-s-fined-1200-for-driving-offences-20220621-p5avdm.html

FTFY.

Thank you so much for this wonderful euphemism which is a new one to me and shall be filed for future use.

Hassa wasn't from the West. He was recruited from Rutherglen and was a Merbein boy. He was my first footy idol and I had his number 29 on my first ever Demons jumper!

Would I be correct in assuming that you're the only who call him that?

The umpires are conspiring to help our opponents are they? Righto.

Okay, I'll bite. Ricky Two Firsts?

I thought you were flawless, BoBo.

Jeff Farmer?

That would be a terrific deal! For Fremantle.

I believe that this may be the exact moment when Majak sustained his pectoral injury.

When those fat Cats finish loading, you would expect that they will be flying.

We've been talking 'bout Jackson ...

Good Lord! Would you believe that he was the injury sub? I also couldn't find any player named Liberace or Dwight, but did consider naming Graeme or Gareth (Elton) John. "Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player."

From Demonwiki: After six seasons, Jackson walked out on Melbourne before the 1991 finals. Traded to Footscray for the Bulldogs' second pick in the 1991 Draft - which Melbourne used to select Phil Gilbert - Jackson didn't play a senior game at the Bulldogs after breaking his leg in a pre-season match against Richmond.

That would have been a cheeky answer. Some would say Evinrude.

Never mind the Isle of Man (from whence the Manx cat originated). If I was going for islands, it would be compulsory to include Sean Wight.