Demonstone

This player, pf?

Jon Pierik from 'The Age' with a decent write-up of our chances. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/pretty-vulnerable-how-the-melbourne-demons-hope-to-rebound-in-2023-20230213-p5ck1e.html

Well, this is felicitous! Fittingly for a music related teaser, here is a song called 'Felicity', recorded in the early 80s by Scottish indie band Orange Juice. Their singer Edwyn Collins later became well known for his hit song 'A Girl Like You' from 1994.

Is that a drum roll I hear? Charlie's good tonight, inee? Yes thrillseekers, the surnames of all the players in my team can be found in the title of songs my favourite band The Rolling Stones have recorded at some point in their very long career (61 years and counting). I got the idea for this teaser from @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew who devised one some time back using Beatles songs. Here are all the clues/hints/signposts in order of appearance: Post #3 - "Congratulations" is a song the Stones recorded. Peter Light - "Shine A Light" is a Stones song and also an excellent doco made by Martin Scorsese. Pictorial clue - This caused a lot of confusion. It was a reference to my avatar .... Keith Richards. Mick doesn't collect the green stuff - A Rolling Stone gathers no moss. This is what helped @WalkingCivilWar . WCW's clue was "gimme" (shelter) This may be the last time you can participate - another Stones song. Demonstone - it's obvious, isn't it? longshot listener / loneliest throngs / singleton holster - all anagrams of The Rolling Stones. Onto the team then, with the relevant songs listed in team order. (Some surnames match more than one song.) B: I'm Free Sparks Will Fly Ain't Too Proud To Beg H/B: Short And Curlies Dear Doctor Heart Of Stone C: Long Long While Paint It, Black Wild Horses H/F: Love Is Strong Brown Sugar Jumpin' Jack Flash F: Good Times, Bad Times I'm A King Bee Cook Cook Blues R: Street Fighting Man Miss Amanda Jones The Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man I/C: Waiting On A Friend Shine A Light Sweet Black Angel Little Red Rooster So that's it. My well is dry, the arsenal is empty, there is no more ammunition, I am bereft of inspiration, the creative juices have dried up and I have run out of ideas. Thank you to everybody who participated in some or all of the 26 brainteasers I have posted over the journey and I trust you will recover from the ordeal and return to mental wellness soon. What better way to close this thread than this classic from 1964? Good things happened that year!

@Bombay Airconditioning has got there with sheer persistence. We now have seven solvers. Reveal around 11am for anybody still wondering.

Revise Erroneous Spelling Attempt.

Solution will be posted Saturday morning, folks.

We can now add @Allus Monk to the list of solvers. That makes a dirty half-dozen.

"Ross Lyon doesn’t wasn’t any prying eyes ..." Him English speak good!

I don't even know what an RSEA is, but I've always imagined it pronounced to rhyme with "classy".

I'm still waiting for a longshot listener from the loneliest throngs to draw a weapon from their singleton holster.

Just found it! The clue is indeed little and perfectly OK with me.

@Timothy Reddan-A'Blew can relax now, having finally become one of the Famous Five teaser-crackers.

I can confirm that the team has nothing to do with matters Waugh. @reynolds46 has supplied the correct answer, but no other responses to date. By popular demand, I'll leave this open. Another clue, you say? In addition to the one I slipped in this morning? OK. Demonstone.

@Allus Monk has identified the key, but is still looking for the correct lock. I'll be away from Demonland until lunchtime and shall reveal the answer then (probably). I would rather that others not provide their own clues, but I can't stop them doing that. Don't forget that I have no more of these teasers up my sleeve, so this may be the last time you can participate.

It will all make sense when the solution is revealed in full.

@Mazer Rackham has solved it.

Kudos to @WalkingCivilWar for nutting out the correct answer.

Clue #4: Mick doesn't collect the green stuff.

In response to a few suggestions along the same lines, please be advised that the answer has nothing to do with grammar nor is it related in any way to movies. Having made that clear, here then is a pictorial hint:

There is a clue in there. You'll see what I mean when the solution is revealed.

Another one? OK then. In addition to the clue hidden in post #3, I can reveal that the injury sub for this team is Peter Light.

No, it's zed, zed, zed, zed.

It's lucky for you that this is not the correct answer, Mr. Rackham. Responses in a PM please!