Demonstone

Paxy's partner is a ruckman? 😲

Keith will never die! Every time somebody smokes a cigarette, God takes a minute off that person's life and gives it to Keith.

Your terrible, Mazer.

Thanks for setting the record straight, binny. As your reward, please accept this Holiday ....... in Cambodia!!! Triple exclamation marks. Top that.

"Woke", binny? Really? Thought you were better than that. I doubt Andy would have let me post the real title of that song!

A shout out to buck_nekkid who was the only other poster to work it out. Not sure that a drumroll is warranted, but the correct answer (as alluded to in the preamble) is that all the nicknames of the players in this team are related to food and drink. Here's the team in that format: B: Whopper Spud Cheesy H/B: Chip Coconut (or Coco) Fruity C: Rocket Figjam Pasties H/F: Trout Duck Chook F: Crackers Nuts Loaf (don't know why) R: Strawbs Choco Sugar I/C: Sauce Chops Juice Mocha

Last call, ladies and germs. Answer to be revealed around 10pm.

Yeah, I believe that is the case.

Why would we get rid of a coach that has just won four Premierships in a row?

Todd Viney has been appointed to the position of Football Manager at North Melbourne Football Club. I presume this is very much at Clarkson's behest. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/ross-lyon-a-perfect-fit-for-essendon-says-goddard-as-viney-joins-clarkson-at-north-20220825-p5bct6.html edit: Link added

Lord Nev has solved the mystery but ends just short of a podium finish. Engorged Onion doesn't realise how close he is to the answer, but it's not about chundering.

The KUDOS is now off the table as In Harmes Way has solved the teaser. No official prizes remain, but I'll leave this open a bit longer for others to solve if they wish. The solution will be revealed later tonight. Double clue time: 1. There is no connection with the players' surnames 2. There is no connection with the players' first names

All the GLORY has been snaffled by layzie, which means the rest of you are competing for the KUDOS.

I can announce that mo64 has cracked the puzzle and takes home all the HONOUR. Well played to him. Another poster has suggested a cricket connection, but there is none. In addition to the first clue being that there is no football connection, I will also make things a bit easier by revealing that you may find it helpful to read the OP very carefully.

A few responses have been coming in, alas all incorrect. We can eliminate all the players having Irish ancestry, sharing a surname with those who have won military honours and those who have either played in premiership or been All Australian. Nor were all the players born or started their careers outside Melbourne. The answer also has nothing to do with all the "E's" in the title. First clue to be dropped around 6pm. I did forewarn that this was a particularly devious teaser!

If Jacko wants to go to Fremantle, I'd be asking their trading guy for a suitably high pick. If he refuses, we could then respond with "Don't be a cad, man". Of course, that risks being banned from the draft under the Appalling Dad Joke rule.

Bit early for clues, Luci!

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. Or, in the words of the immortal Keith Richards, "It's good to be here. Hey, it's good to be anywhere". Another team with a common link for you to chew over, spit out an answer or possibly surrender to your gag reflex. Today's side is a well-balanced combination of predominantly former players who would have been hard to beat in their collective prime. Where possible, they have been named in their usual playing positions. No fewer than nine Demons have made the cut. Let me know by PM only if you think you know what they have in common. Incorrect responses may be shared by me to reduce the field of possibilities. Given financial restraints, today's prizes will be the priceless commodities of Honour, Glory and Kudos. B: Peter Walsh Danny Frawley Shane O'Bree H/B: James Frawley Neil Roberts Brett Allison C: Rodney Eade Nathan Buckley Brian Peake H/F: Tony Elshaugh Wayne Carey Brock McLean F: Peter Keenan Gordon Coventry Simon Minton-Connell R: Steve O'Dwyer Brian Royal Greg Healy I/C: Oskar Baker Ian Rickman Michael Newton Ian Dunstan

Reports indicate that we won but could have prevailed by more had we not eased off in the last half.

I think Adem Yze is @picket fence! Every sentence! Has an exclamation mark! Without exception!

The topic title wasn't "Let's have a whinge about all the Geelong players in the AA Team".

Gosh. So many posters complaining so much about something that ultimately means so little. We're here to win back to back premierships. The rest is just a sideshow.

2016 I believe. I was there at the draw in 1977 with my Collingwood supporting dad and two North supporting brothers. It was the weirdest feeling and nobody knew what to do or how to feel. Despite my long held opposition to the idea, I now support the idea of extra time. Had the rule been in place in 2010, a fast finishing St Kilda may well have denied Collingwood the flag.