Chook

Uh...yeah. Duh.

If I didn't know better, I'd say we tanked this match.

You don't know what you're talking about.

1300th eh? Is that a hundred times more unlucky than being the 13th player? If so, knowing Melbourne's luck this year he'll be struck by lightning before he makes it through the banner.

I'm pretty sure he'd be a Saints man.

I've come to the conclusion that the MFC is the ultimate troll. It's got us all hooked, and is now proceeding to screw with our minds on a weekly basis just for the fun of it.

It's no worse than saying Santa Claus exists.

What are you suggesting we do? Make him an offer he can't refuse?

Sexist. What if she's a brain surgeon?

Don't you mean Chri's Dawe's?

No more best mates WYL. You should know that by now.

Didn't that guy just F-off to Brisbane?

You don't know what you're talking about. I'll admit that he has poor kicking skills, but he was surely in our best players earlier in the year. "Awesome" at Melbourne doesn't mean the same thing as "awesome" at Geelong, so I can understand you having problems with that word. But if you don't think Jack Grimes was one of our very best players this year before getting injured, then why don't you tell me who was.

When 150 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Excuses are reasons that no-one asked you to give them. "Why are you fat?" "I can't control myself around food." That's a reason. "Don't judge me because I'm fat. I just can't control myself around food." That's an excuse.

Col Garland is my bet.

The kid's not human. That's not a complement.

Yes, it was just you.

Yep. People forget he was awesome until that Carlton game.

It is a player's right to hold off negotiations on his contract until such time as he sees fit to sign it. If you call that "holding the club to ransom," then that's fine.

Actually, on that logic we're all gonna die real soon.

If it were an animal, you'd give it to a capable owner who actually knows how to take care of it. That may or may not be happening right now, but who honestly knows anymore?

As I've said before, the goals from turnover stat is the reason we lose every week. Seriously, every single margin is almost exactly equal to the amount by which we lose the gft stat.

But not over any.

Please kindly punch yourself in the face.