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There's plenty of "can't" in our team. What this football club needs is less "can't"

Etihad's a toilet, you say? So does that mean I can contest my public urination charge?

If you come second against drug cheats, you've earned it.

I woke up for this shite? Seriously? I'm going back to bed.

Today is the day of the game; the game is on today. Hence the title. Duh. So ... is anyone else very interested to see how Cam Pedersen will go today against his old team? The guy is 26 and is in the first year of a THREE YEAR CONTRACT (I know, right?). He is in his prime, and should be a leader on the field. This is his chance to make something of himself. Let's hope he can. And ... Go!

This thread is much better than the "Please resign, Jack Watts" threads that have cropped up numerous times over the past few years.

Actually, I love him; he's running 3rd in my B+F predictions. Nevertheless, his defensive weaknesses have started to hurt us more than his offensive flair helps us.

If you ask me, Andrew Dimetriou is of Jeff Kennett's "ilk."

I'm not super disappointed with that, to be honest. In my opinion, his recent form warrants being dropped anyway. He's had a stand out year, but he has obviously been tiring over the last few weeks.

He said deep thinkers, nor deep drinkers.

When Mark Neeld became our senior coach, in my mind everything became Dean Bailey's fault. Now that Mark Neeld is gone, I see people making exactly the same mistake.

Okay, fine. I'll be the one do do it. This is a stupid idea and a waste of time! Why don't we just focus on winning games!! We are a joke!!! No wonder we tanked!!!!

I don't hate it, but surely there enough better options.

Half that list are a stretch. The other half are flat out insane.

From the looks of your avatar, you don't need it.

What does this saying even mean?

I'm well aware of how bloody amazing it is; it's just that it looks strange.

Getting into a gym would be nice, but Maxy also needs to run around the block a few times to get his endurance up. He is absolutely spent halfway through a game playing as a main ruckman.

I knew it. You are a devious moleman operating out of a secret underground lair. And your seemingly nonsensical posts are in fact a concerted plot to rule the world by spreading confusion and discord amongst otherwise unsuspecting humans like myself.

Is it just me or do the bones of the human foot look absolutely bizarre? If there's ever been proof of evolution, it's the human foot. No god would be insane enough to create such a thing intentionally.

But he's a high draft pick who hasn't lived up to expectations. I thought you hated them.

It's crap like this that keeps happening to us that makes me want to strangle anyone who says we don't need draft assistance to make us competitive. In case that sentence was too full of double negatives, let me spell it out for you: H E L P

I'm probably Dean Terlich's biggest fan, but last night was by far his worst game of the year. His opponents regularly kick bags against him, and he has virtually ceased winning one on ones over the past few weeks. We have to remember though that he is a first year player, and the year is long long long for all but the best first year players.

That's the only half-way sane thing you've written in days, WYL!

Same thing with Liam Jurrah. He could have been a 50 goal a year small forward (which is actually how he plays).