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Pretty sure Hogan is more important than Dawes for our structure. Throw in Jamar too. T-Mac still the most important player in our team though. Oh, also Nathan Jones is captain, so he's pretty important too.

We all want the Dogs to win, but this is just ridiculous barracking from the commentators. The Pro-Dogs bias from them is so obvious.

That is beautiful in its ironic horrendousness.

Abject boredom with some mild relief that it's not them?

What a weird reference.

Yes Yes Yes this is amazing!!!!

Then Nev won't get brain damage by the time he's 30.

Sorry, but bad knees should be out. We need good genes in the pool from both sides.

Guru Bob tells us that after Moses parted the Red Sea, he was heard to remark: "It was a very good day for the side."

No. He's bitching because he's just realized Katie Holmes will never love him. God! Don't you know anything!?!?!

I suggest you first look up how much money Collingwood gets from the AFL. Once you've done that, you can also go and join another club's forum as well. We support the Dees here.

Now I know how the people of Troy felt. Call me bitter, but I've never been so satisfied to see an injured foot.

With THE Hulk Hogan in town, somebody has to arrange a photo between the Demons' Hogan and the Champ. That would be the greatest thing to ever happen, ever.

Good article. I agree with a lot of Judd's sentiments; but I think that if you're "lucky" enough to be a bystander to an unusual event like the Chris Judd one, you should be able to record that event and distribute footage of it for more than just the price of a gulp of air. You had the awareness to recognise that people would be interested, and wherewithal to go out and distribute it. It's people who try to coordinate these events for profit that should be ostracised.

Nail his eyelids open so that he doesn't blink as he's about to take a mark.

Well done to you and to the Club. It's not a nice reflection on the AFL that their official website would choose to mark a young player's 100th game with a video of all their mistakes, is it?

So much for the game being over at quarter time. That was the thing I used to hate the most about our club. Not anymore.

Cue Simon Goodwin after his 35th consecutive premiership with the Dees.

Stef was the only one I was sad to let go. I thought he was a great ruckman whenever he had the job to himself. Turns out I was right.

Make some babies, Col.

I think everyone did.

The more you see, the less any individual thing you see affects your overall perspective.

We won without them so maybe our depth isn't so bad.

It's kind of relevant in that our best performance of the year was had without them.

A terrorist...or Ned Kelly with a tan? After a long day at work I find it really hard to get emotionally invested in things like this. The Bali Nine, Bachar Houli, Chris Judd, Alistair Clarkson. Even the earthquakes in Nepal. I'm so buggered and knee-deep in my own shitty life that at this point, if it doesn't directly concern me I find it really hard to care. Is this what it means to get old?