Chook

I find it very funny that our captain bombed it. If anyone should know better it's Jones. Also Melksham is more important to us than Gawn.

1st inside 50, crappy kick, turnover, good spread from the Dons, overlap, goal to the Bombers. We all saw it coming, let's be honest.

Screw that I just want isolated successes.

Who's making excuses? You're the one comparing Melbourne(!) to three of the best sides of all time, let alone this decade. We've been a terrible footy side for near on 6 months now. I saw it personally in Perth last September, and it hasn't gone away, regardless of the events of the preseason that happened between then and now.

Possibly the 3 greatest sides of all time, some of them taking the field nearly 20 years ago. Really relevant history there.

Goody didn't even mention Dec in his media conference. I wonder how far out of the picture he is?

Any time this crap came out (we all knew it eventually would) is a bad time for the Club. In Round 3 after a dodgy start to the year is pretty much the best time it couldd come out. Much rather this than in finals break week 2020 after we've finished top of the ladder. Bring it. No one at the club is proud of that time, and almost everyone who made it happen is either dead or dead to footy. Do your worst, media muckrakers.

I would actually die if we got Jamie Elliott somehow. He is exactly what we need.

Thanks trac...

Hell, bring in my brother too. He's a decent forward at least (though admittedly a little lazy).

3500km away in Freo.

Anyone who saw either of our preseason games knew this was coming. We're going to be one of the easiest teams to beat this year. Bottom four looks likely, even though we might recover slightly by midyear and make a charge to the bottom reaches of the eight if we can tweak our gameplay and get Lever back.

What we should have done is not played a bonafide ruckman. Just tried to shark 2 of the best ruckmen going around rather than play an unfit replacement or a recently-hospitalised Gawn. Throw Frost to the wolves for all I care in a situation like that.

I stand by my ANB votes. Who do I have to fight first?

No one wanted Dean Kent to go. He left to get more midfield time.

6 Salem 5 Melksham 4 Brayshaw 3 Wagner 2 Neal-Bullen 1 Jetta

I want to see the Dees win. After that I'm just glad to have another thing for my eyeballs to point at of a weekend.

You mean it hasn’t begun yet? WTF have we been doing all this time?

Am I the only one who doesn't really like this? I mean, it's objectively a great photo…but we don't deserve to see Gawny hold it until he wins it. I mean, it's like taking a photo of yourself sitting inside someone else's sweet car. Sure it's cool…but it's not yours. Yet.

Haven't seen anything to suggest we'll get near it this year at all. May looks slow and out of position constantly. Lucky it's just preseason but my expectations were shot to pieces on that day at Optus Stadium and they haven't recovered yet.

We're trying to capture the 4-12 age market right? Why not just express all coaching moves in terms of this week's hottest memes?

Agreed, and have thought so since day dot.

What if I want less information and no tickets? Where should I head then?

My reaction to this announcement:

1. Neville Jetta vs Tom McDonald 3. Clayton Oliver vs 2. Max Gawn