Chook

Lockhart your ripper! Shows what you can get from a bloke who hasn't been Melbourne'd yet.

Good stuff Trac. He should be able to do that 4 times a game.

McDonald ankle. This would be a disaster if our season weren't already a disaster anyway. 1 disaster + 1 disaster = 1 disaster. So there's that.

Ahh yes…Goody's paddock. Empty our backline so the forwards from the opposite can do whatever they want. Not quite Pagan's paddock but it's a gameplan I guess?

Dees are [censored] at footy again and all is right with the world. It was nice fellas…for about 4 weeks.

How is that not a free to Jetta if the others are frees? Ridiculous!

Umpires should just get tf out of the game IMO.

Is our problem predominantly skill-based or structure-based?

Viney and Jones are trying very hard, which is positive. I firmly believe our only problem is structure. Goodwin has 3 years to sort that out. He better do it a lot quicker than that. Also, we need May, Lever, Lewis back like no man's business.

We have the WORST defensive structure in the history of AFL footy.

If we lose possession of the ball in our forward half, you can pretty much bank an opposition goal at this stage. It's actually ridiculous.

I find it very funny that our captain bombed it. If anyone should know better it's Jones. Also Melksham is more important to us than Gawn.

1st inside 50, crappy kick, turnover, good spread from the Dons, overlap, goal to the Bombers. We all saw it coming, let's be honest.

Screw that I just want isolated successes.

Who's making excuses? You're the one comparing Melbourne(!) to three of the best sides of all time, let alone this decade. We've been a terrible footy side for near on 6 months now. I saw it personally in Perth last September, and it hasn't gone away, regardless of the events of the preseason that happened between then and now.

Possibly the 3 greatest sides of all time, some of them taking the field nearly 20 years ago. Really relevant history there.

Goody didn't even mention Dec in his media conference. I wonder how far out of the picture he is?

Any time this crap came out (we all knew it eventually would) is a bad time for the Club. In Round 3 after a dodgy start to the year is pretty much the best time it couldd come out. Much rather this than in finals break week 2020 after we've finished top of the ladder. Bring it. No one at the club is proud of that time, and almost everyone who made it happen is either dead or dead to footy. Do your worst, media muckrakers.

I would actually die if we got Jamie Elliott somehow. He is exactly what we need.

Thanks trac...

Hell, bring in my brother too. He's a decent forward at least (though admittedly a little lazy).

3500km away in Freo.

Anyone who saw either of our preseason games knew this was coming. We're going to be one of the easiest teams to beat this year. Bottom four looks likely, even though we might recover slightly by midyear and make a charge to the bottom reaches of the eight if we can tweak our gameplay and get Lever back.

What we should have done is not played a bonafide ruckman. Just tried to shark 2 of the best ruckmen going around rather than play an unfit replacement or a recently-hospitalised Gawn. Throw Frost to the wolves for all I care in a situation like that.

I stand by my ANB votes. Who do I have to fight first?