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Petracca will be miles ahead of Brayshaw once both are done.

... and the free agents will come

I was told on BigFooty by some very involved Eagles supporters that we shouldn't judge by possessions alone. I countered that this must surely mean that Schofield would have stopped Tommy McDonald's goal in the dying minutes instead of being completely unsighted. Not much in the way of a response.

In fairness, we didn't win a game without Jim Stynes in the side from Round 18, 1987 – Round 5, 1998.

Just wait a month...

2017 That's when.

Notice the backward steps and overall defensive posture. It's indicative of a dog that has been abused by its master. One must assert one's position, after all...

Your wish is my command. Excuse the analogue quality. I'm not Fox.

Copy and paste, mate.

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Do you really want to give the racists more ammunition?

Seems not. There's a gaping hole in the soul of that footy club that no amount of premierships can fill.

It'll be hard to do this year though; hawthorn seems hell-bent on knocking over an even bigger hoodoo. Believe it or not, they've never won four premierships in a row.

That's straight out of Mr. Robot that one.

I recall a pretty good win against the Saints in '06.

Am I the only one who thinks he got tackled unfairly 5 times out of 6?

Needs to put on some height and weight I'd say!

I like the way he goes about it.

Even if this were a joke, how could you possibly think it’s a clever one?

I believe in Tom Scully.

It’s pronounced moldy-kulchuralizm

Batman is real in that the character called "Batman" has been in existence for over 70 years (longer than you, likely) and has definitely never flown under his own power during all that time. Smart-arse.