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Another coach's head about to roll

Deeman
in Melbourne Demons

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While fans of 15 other clubs are delighted about tonight's result, Magpie supporters are not happy judging by some of the talkback tonight. Blaming everything from the prez to the coach to the altitude training in Arizona.

Do we invite MM to apply for the vacant coaching gig or do we wait until Eddie calls the press conference? :lol:

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    Blaming everything from the prez to the coach to the altitude training in Arizona.

    Anyone actually think to blame Richmond ;) ?!!!

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    Blame Foley, the guy was amazing with his centre clearances and his hard ball gets.

    Axel Foley plays football? :huh:

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    Blame Foley, the guy was amazing with his centre clearances and his hard ball gets.

    Ahhhh, just imagine we had a player who goes in and under the packs with an unnerving desire to win the clearance....

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    Foley has been on their club list since 2004 and this year he has finally hit his straps. By next year jones will be twice as good!

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    Foley has been on their club list since 2004 and this year he has finally hit his straps. By next year jones will be twice as good!

    No he won't, Foley is an absolute freak. Could be AA this year, leads the league in clearances.

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    While fans of 15 other clubs are delighted about tonight's result, Magpie supporters are not happy judging by some of the talkback tonight. Blaming everything from the prez to the coach to the altitude training in Arizona.

    Do we invite MM to apply for the vacant coaching gig or do we wait until Eddie calls the press conference? :lol:

    It's no laughing matter. Despite Collingwood's humiliation against Richmond last night, Malthouse seems to regard the melbournefc with contempt. Says he's going to rest Travis Cloke and possibly Dale Thomas - We need a midfield makeover: Malthouse. Bloke has a short memory. With Fraser and Swan appearing to be injured and Ben Johnson reported, we could derail their whole bloody season next week!

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    It's no laughing matter. Despite Collingwood's humiliation against Richmond last night, Malthouse seems to regard the melbournefc with contempt. Says he's going to rest Travis Cloke and possibly Dale Thomas - We need a midfield makeover: Malthouse. Bloke has a short memory. With Fraser and Swan appearing to be injured and Ben Johnson reported, we could derail their whole bloody season next week!

    Here's an oldie but a goodie and it's been around in a number of forms but this one's appropriate for this morning -

    Snow White has stayed at home to clean house and prepare lunch while the Seven Dwarfs have headed off to work at the mine. She takes their lunch down to them at the mine and upon getting there she sees there has been a cave in.

    Snow White is quite concerned that they could all be buried under the rubble and even worse could all have died so she calls down the mine shaft,

    "Are you all alright, is anyone hurt, are you all alive?"

    She hears a reply. "The magpies will be premiers in 2007!"

    With a big sigh of relief she says "at least Dopey's alive!"

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    that makes us half a game from the bottom , and they have higher percentage

    Percentage makes no difference when it's 1/2 a game. Unnless we happen to draw a game.

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    we could derail their whole bloody season next week!

    And wouldn't be very sweet if we did!!!

    Perhaps we should bring out the banner "Season Over" if we do beat them.

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    I love it when Collingwood are the laughing stock of the AFL.

    If Melbourne and Carlton win today it would be the perfect weekend...

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    Ahhhh, just imagine we had a player who goes in and under the packs with an unnerving desire to win the clearance....

    Nathan Jones !!!!!!!!!

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