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Bailey Humphrey

dazzledavey36
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5 hours ago, Random Task said:

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They got Jackson and McVee 😭

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    23 hours ago, Cossie_84 said:

    I would have preferred to see greeny up with a Harvey Langford or a Caleb windsor instead of looking like a 10 year old fan girl with some guy from another club. This guy is nothing to us besides an over consumed thread

    Clearly something to you @Cossie_84.

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    Have a great season Bailey. If you still think it best to return to Melbourne for a multitude of reasons, we’ll do our best to help next time round 👍

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    16 hours ago, Sean Balor said:

    They got Jackson and McVee 😭

    Freo can take whoever they like..

    But until they win a flag.. only the Langdon trade to us was a Premiership move 🏆 🤘🏻

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    7 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    @Colm

    Back in business 😂

    Offer him First Class, just to be sure.

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    Just drafted his best mate. Humphrey to the Dees in 2027 is a [censored] GO!!! 😍

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    When I heard he was from Gippsland and Moe, I immediately thought of Humphrey. I also thought of Xavier Lindsay and even Mentha out of Gippy recently. I wonder if the latter two are close too.

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    11 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    When I heard he was from Gippsland and Moe, I immediately thought of Humphrey. I also thought of Xavier Lindsay and even Mentha out of Gippy recently. I wonder if the latter two are close too.

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    22 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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    Thanks mate. Saw this after I posted. Also think I saw Mentha in a video a moment ago, jumping all over him after taking a speccy in 2024, so could be close with all of them.

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    Nothing wrong with keeping in touch with Bails. Not talking just talking.

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    Also close with Willem Duursma, in case he wants to head back to Vic...

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    20 minutes ago, Mickey said:

    Also close with Willem Duursma, in case he wants to head back to Vic...

    Already preparing our 2029 premiership team

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    Gold Coast are going to get very nervous anytime he says he's going to head home and go fishing in a tinny loaded with

    • His best mate

    • His junior coach

    • A million dollars

    I'd pay the club a bonus if they set up that photo.

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    1 hour ago, demoncat said:

    Already preparing our 2029 premiership team

    You think we're going to go back-to-back? 😉

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    2 hours ago, Mickey said:

    Also close with Willem Duursma, in case he wants to head back to Vic...

    ...so long as he's not the Alpha in the group and the others head west to join him?

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    3 hours ago, layzie said:

    Nothing wrong with keeping in touch with Bails. Not talking just talking.

    Reckon our Rd 2 pick might have been an agenda item in one of those pre-trade chats?

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    16 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Reckon our Rd 2 pick might have been an agenda item in one of those pre-trade chats?

    Yeah why not!

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...so long as he's not the Alpha in the group and the others head west to join him?

    nahhhh, doesn't strike me as THAT guy.. seems like a lovely kid really.

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    On 21/11/2025 at 14:13, Little Goffy said:

    Gold Coast are going to get very nervous anytime he says he's going to head home and go fishing in a tinny loaded with

    • His best mate

    • His junior coach

    • A million dollars

    I'd pay the club a bonus if they set up that photo.

    Perhaps a dees jumper with his name on the back draped over the players race at the G all season?

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    On 21/11/2025 at 14:13, Little Goffy said:

    Gold Coast are going to get very nervous anytime he says he's going to head home and go fishing in a tinny loaded with

    • His best mate

    • His junior coach

    • A million dollars

    I'd pay the club a bonus if they set up that photo.

    Hope that million dollars isn't in coins or we won't be seeing any of them any time soon. They'll be, as they say, swimming with the fish.

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