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3 hours ago, John Crow Batty said:

Despite appearances, heโ€™s an anti Trump Democrat. Just one side of the same coin.

Well on that, he and I agree.

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If we wanted a player who just blocks and 'falls' on other players all the time we could build our own.

6 hours ago, John Crow Batty said:

Despite appearances, heโ€™s an anti Trump Democrat. Just one side of the same coin.

In that case he might get along well with Judd McVee - who according to wikipedia - is a well known eft wing activist:

McVee was drafted by Melbourne with their first selection and eighteenth overall in the 2022 rookie draft.[2] He made his debut in the fifty point win to Western Bulldogs at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in the opening round of the 2023 season.[3] He wore number 41 in his first two seasons, until changing to 4 before season 2024.

He is a well known left-wing activist with ties to The Australian Greens, frequently campaigning for the minor party. [4]

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10 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Please explain what does a 34 year old mediocre one dimensional ruckman bring to a team who already has Campbell and that other old guy who plays ruck and is kinda good at it. Won like 8 AA jackets and stuff. You might know him.

And for the love of god donโ€™t tell me we can make him a key position forward. The man had a total of 3 goals and 4 marks inside 50 this year. And just to prove Iโ€™m not a total hater, he took a whopping 14 marks inside 50 last year for a grand total of 6 goals.

I would rather burn my eyes with acid than watch Cox in a Melbourne jumper.

I was being a little facetious.

On 27/09/2025 at 22:08, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

I don't have time to read through every post.
Is the general vibe positive..?

Positively vomit inducing.

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I agree with all of the vomit emojis here. No. N dont need him, dont want him, dont rate him. Seeing him in our jumper would make me barf. Would make me seriously question our club and their plan.


In any event, he's only 5'11".

It's been those vertical stripes.

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