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Personally reckon the Lions prep for the GF is better than the Cats.

Cats 2 games in 4 weeks

Lions battle hardened and coming off two excellent wins

I expect a narrow Lions win. McLuggage the key. only 14 touches in the last final with the Cats

 

I'm looking at each supporter base thinking one of you will be gutted today & thinking if this was Melbourne I'd be a nervous wreck.

 

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Tommo 🥹

His little girl’s wearing a Dees jumper

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2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Baker Boy has dropped a lot of weight. I didn’t think it was him.

Must admit I'm not a rap music person but I didn't think that was baker boy either. Not sure how how much the afl paid him but it was 1 song.


 
15 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Baker Boy has dropped a lot of weight. I didn’t think it was him.

He's improved out of sight from his early work. The latest batch of singles have been really good.

Snoop Dogg is better than I expected too. Not at all a fan of rap/hip hop, but this is listenable.

Just now, RalphiusMaximus said:

Snoop Dogg is better than I expected too. Not at all a fan of rap/hip hop, but this is listenable.

I have seen far worse grand final entertainment fo sizzle

did I say that right?

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I can't understand why Geelong are such short priced favourites. Brisbane won last year and are only getting better. Atkin is an underated weapon at Geelong and Dangerfield who somebody's next door neighbours auntoy had a really good riddle about him coming the Melbournecant back up.

Brisbane have more weapons.


I was open to Snoop performing today since he has conducted himself well since arriving but this pre-game stuff is awful Americanised rubbish.

A mix of marching bands, cheerleaders and dance groove. Utterly underwhelming and a cultural cringe from the AFL.

Dillon, no doubt, will say it's the best yet.

The guy is 53. He hasn't taken a breath & has gone from song to song. He had swagger & bought out Jess malbuoy & had the crowds attention.

He has been pretty good all week & I'm not a rap fan but I'd say it was pretty good


Dogg 1/10

Clean versions

No f**** No motherf****r No ni*** No pump ya you h*** No shoot you motherf****r lines !!!

Signs

Swear

Down 4 Nnns

Beautiful

Gin and juice

Who am I

Lighting and dancing 6/10

Just now, pitmaster said:

I was open to Snoop performing today since he has conducted himself well since arriving but this pre-game stuff is awful Americanised rubbish.

A mix of marching bands, cheerleaders and dance groove. Utterly underwhelming and a cultural cringe from the AFL.

Dillon, no doubt, will say it's the best yet.

I wonder if Snoop just brought the same entertainment / routine he used for the superbowl

It really did not fit well here though I agree

 

Not a patch on Robbie Williams, but that was a pretty good show. Loved the pyrotechnics. Snoop was Snoop. Busted out some token local talent. Colour and movement. Very solid job.

As a spectacle not bad at all.

Watching the UK stream on TNT Sports (no censoring) from what I could understand which was little

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