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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

My ebullience meter is jammed on ‘High’ for this one. I’ve only seen Casey live three or four times this season and they’ve all been losses. Vs Box Hill two weeks ago was the first win. They’re so impressive, and 100% invested. Deaks is an awesome captain.

GO THE MIGHTY CASEY DEMONS!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

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2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

My ebullience meter is jammed on ‘High’ for this one. I’ve only seen Casey live three or four times this season and they’ve all been losses. Vs Box Hill two weeks ago was the first win. They’re so impressive, and 100% invested. Deaks is an awesome captain.

GO THE MIGHTY CASEY DEMONS!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Take a jumper!

22 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

Take a jumper!

I don’t feel the cold, Slartz. The rain, on the other hand… my poncho is my bff today.

 
1 hour ago, Nicko said:

For those of us outside of Melbourne who are lucky enough to have Aussie Truckers to watch on 7mate today 🙄, we can live stream the game via the AFL app (and maybe air drop/screen mirror to our TVs)

Tbf, there are worse shows than Aussie Truckers. They number in the 10s, but they do exist 😁

On 27/08/2025 at 23:53, Diamond_Jim said:

Tasmania want to play in the VFL next year.

At first glance why not but I'd like to see a phantom fixture

As long as they can sometime get an even number to get rid of the absurd repeated byes which kill player development and return from injury.


3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

As long as they can sometime get an even number to get rid of the absurd repeated byes which kill player development and return from injury.

Adding another interstate trip to a cash starved competition may not be the best idea. Wonder if they would be competitive?

Where would they base the team given the never ending North/South rivalry

Edited by Diamond_Jim

I’m currently on the replacement bus from hell (tautological coz there’s no other kind of replacement bus). I know how to get to Casey ordinarily but yet another awesome thing about replacement buses is that the minute they depart there goes any semblance of familiar surroundings. I asked the bus driver to please tell me when we’re at Springvale station. He said, no coz he needs to concentrate on driving. But… another passenger overheard and he’s getting off there so he said to get off when he does. Sounds good right? Yeah nah, not good at all. A couple of minutes later he was talking and laughing to himself or the voices in his head or whomever (no Bluetooth in sight). And now I’ve just noticed he’s asleep. I could be anywhere right now.

If ever a team owed a fan a win… this is it.

Update: another passenger kindly told me we’re approaching my stop. My snuggle -buddy was still asleep (perilously close to my shoulder 😳) so I did the righty and woke him since it’s his stop too. Turns out that was the wrongy. He was filthy on being woken. Called me a Marty Hore minus the Marty and with W before Hore 😱

Edited by Ghostwriter

 
16 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently on the replacement bus from hell

I salute your dedication

Have a bacon and egg roll for me

How one of Melbourne's fastest growing suburbs (Clyde) doesn't have better connectivity is amazing. Hell nearby Berwick has been a population centre for thirty years

Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

I salute your dedication

Have a bacon and egg roll for me

How one of Melbourne's fastest growing suburbs (Clyde) doesn't have better connectivity is amazing. Hell nearby Berwick has been a population centre for thirty years

I don’t know Clyde nor Berwick but chances are I’ll (unnecessarily) visit both at some stage today.


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I think I’m just a bit too early – trusted channel 7 knew when it was starting. I should’ve known better.

4 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

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I think I’m just a bit too early – trusted channel 7 knew when it was starting. I should’ve known better.

First bounce is at 2:10pm. You have a better chance of seeing it than I do 😅 I’m still on the train to Cranbourne.

8 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

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I think I’m just a bit too early – trusted channel 7 knew when it was starting. I should’ve known better.

Yeah for me i was clicking on the 7mate live stream and it was counting down "starting in 10 min", "4 min", "2 min", "1 min", only to then have it happily keep going to "-1min", etc.

LETS GO CASEY!!!

A strong team

Get ‘er done


6 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Yeah for me i was clicking on the 7mate live stream and it was counting down "starting in 10 min", "4 min", "2 min", "1 min", only to then have it happily keep going to "-1min", etc.

7mate is a blank screen but 7mateHD (ch74) is working?

It is windy and cold as hell in the area. I imagine scores will be impacted by the wind.


 

Yze got the kicking skills from his dad. Surely deserves a rookie spot.

Great passage of play to setup the goal for Yze.


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