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TRAINING: Thursday 21st August 2025

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4 hours ago, binman said:

Hear hear.

While agreeing with the sentiment, I’ve always wondered how this should be spelt. Is it…

hear hear

hear here

here hear

here here

Personally, I like to think it’s the second option, ‘hear here’.

So, hear here @Ghostwriter 👏

 

Thank you so very much everyone for the training reports. They, along with many other things on this forum, are something I really like reading.

Your efforts are very much appreciated :)

 
1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Best white line fever was Fowlers celebration back in the 90s

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Could you just imagine a celebration like this now in the AFL. Dillon would lose his marbles unless it was one certain player from a certain team.

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3 hours ago, GS_1905 said:

Could you just imagine a celebration like this now in the AFL. Dillon would lose his marbles unless it was one certain player from a certain team.

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Imagine the twots, I mean journos on their twitters would be having a meltdown!

Tbh I remember there being outrage over the celebration back in ol blighty too.


9 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

So sad saying goodbye to Chocco. Thanked him sincerely for all he’s done for us and wished him well for whatever the future holds. But before I started talking, he thanked me; a really warm and heartfelt thank you. I said I’ll still love him when he’s with another club. He said he doesn’t think anyone will be interested in taking him onboard. I’ve never seen him humble. I’ve also never had anywhere near a serious conversation with him so the whole interaction was difficult. It would’ve been easier had we just hung sch!ttt on each other like usual.

Thanks - he’s a good man , and you’re a good ….Ghost

5 hours ago, hardtack said:

While agreeing with the sentiment, I’ve always wondered how this should be spelt. Is it…

hear hear

hear here

here hear

here here

Personally, I like to think it’s the second option, ‘hear here’.

So, hear here @Ghostwriter 👏

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hear%2C_hear?wprov=sfla1

Edited by Demonised

Cheers, Ghosty. Love your work and the fact you are still there putting smiles on the players and coaches faces with your care and enthusiasm.

Look forward to us winning the off season and getting to a few preseason sessions in the new year.

 

A massive thank you Ghostwriter. Your comments come from a great place ..your heart. I love & appreciate the personal comments & interactions you have with the players because we get to see them as people not just players. Demonland has become a vitriolic and unwelcoming forum which I visit less and less. The one topic I do read is the Training Reports . So thank you to you ., Wallbanger ..Kev & any others who put in the effort to deliver these reports . Go Dees in 2026 ❤️💙.

7 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

Best white line fever was Fowlers celebration back in the 90s

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God himself.🙏 Up the Pool.


10 hours ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

God himself.🙏 Up the Pool.

I mean... ewwww 😆

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