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Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.


23 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

He and Oliver have had 3 clearances each

Clarry going at 60% and Trac at 56% DI

Both very very poor today

Only time we look like scoring is when petracca is involved

How is Van Rooyen getting a game when we need to try and get games into other key forwards? Zero football IQ

 
1 minute ago, nextskipclaz said:

Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.

Then why are you here if we’re all morons?

2 minutes ago, nextskipclaz said:

Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.

Not this [censored] again Jesus

Go align your chakras somewhere else


Just now, Stiff Arm said:

0 marks for JvR

Zero!

He hasn't worked out I'm afraid.

Tom Sparrow hand in your papers, [censored] useless



Howie just called Sparrow 'Swallow' zero respect from the commentators

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Just now, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

I’m starting to think we might not play finals this year

We’re really close, hang in there!!

 
7 minutes ago, Random Task said:

Sick of Salem taking the soft easy option and stifling our play

yeah our play is dynamic and free flowing when Salem is not involved

TO think many years ago we could have gotten Guston...

Gee the difference in skills makes it two completely class of teams playing.


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