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2 minutes ago, DeedleDumb said:

Could someone please provide a transcript of the Caroline Wilson article in The Age today?

tl; dr - dees a rabble cos no one from the club will return her calls

Just now, whatwhat say what said:

tl; dr - dees a rabble cos no one from the club will return her calls

I'm more interested in the human drama in the kitchen. Telling Green to leave etc.

 
3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

tl; dr - dees a rabble cos no one from the club will return her calls

unfortunately a bit of truth to this..

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Essendon were perennial contenders under Sheedy. When they did have a down year, like 1992, they bounced back quickly. Not sure what relevance this has to Goodwin.

I'm not sure what you think you read. You just agreed with me!


15 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Considering this is the same we have played for two years running, I’d say it’s a perfect reflection on Goodwin and Chaplin and co.

We can’t handball easily, mark the ball on our chest, hit people on leads. The most basic things in the game we can’t do and haven’t for years.

I agree. I meant that it's not a positive reflection.

17 minutes ago, DeedleDumb said:

I'm more interested in the human drama in the kitchen. Telling Green to leave etc.

Scene of the crime... he uses gas not electric hot plates....aaaaarrrrgghhh

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2 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

those books behind the stove top would end up being absolutely disgusting

he gets points back for cooking barilla pasta


4 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

those books behind the stove top would end up being absolutely disgusting

Fire hazard

14 minutes ago, RickyJ45 said:

Scene of the crime... he uses gas not electric hot plates....aaaaarrrrgghhh

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What an odd kitchen setup

56 minutes ago, DeedleDumb said:

I'm more interested in the human drama in the kitchen. Telling Green to leave etc.

Man sacked, tells old boss to gagf.

I’m in disbelief that something like that could happen.

After a little mourning, Goody will be all smiles.

$1mill from us plus around $400k in 2026 from GWS or someone else as an assistant

Would his $1mill be taxed at 15% due to redundancy?


7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Love to understand the background to this ??

Something of the Essendon connection ?

Guerra is an essendon supporter.

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Guerra is an essendon supporter.

I don’t rate him but that’s a hunch more than anything else. Just doesn’t come across as a really serious hard nosed business man. Time will tell.

31 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Guerra is an essendon supporter.

I was more angling at why the push to have Watson present. Guerra , I get it Bomber supporter. Just has my spider senses tingling.


31 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Now it explains our forward setups 😂

Ahh.. the Penne has dropped..

Instead of playing fasta... we play like pasta

8 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

If that is correct one wonders where his allegiance lies.

Not sure what Jobe brings to the panel or whether he has any experience in selection panels, candidate assessment etc

Plenty of other more successful ex players to choose from. Jordan Lewis for one. He has had a couple of similar gigs and knows first hand what makes a successful coach.

Jordan Lewis already recommended Buckley lol

5 hours ago, Howard_Grimes said:

When are we likely to win a flag again based on stats?

Maybe you should follow another team?!

Righto, Bucks.

 
19 minutes ago, Howard_Grimes said:

Just get back to telling us all how we're going to bounce back hard this season.

Chur.

I would if I thought it were a chance.

Let's hope all your Collingwood love is for the best and we make finals next year.

Because if not, the board should sack themselves.


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