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NON-MFC: Round 07

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DeGoey playing like a spud

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    Hobbs 🤮

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    Sidebottom a meter+ over the mark against Goldstein there. Umps say nothing. Imagine our blokes doing that "50!" which would end up becoming 70 meters and an easy shot at goal

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    9 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    I know a lot of Melbourne supporters like to downplay Collingwood’s prospects, probably because of recent history between the 2 teams.

    However, which team would you be confident of beating Collingwood on prelim or grand final day at MCG?

    Perhaps Geelong?

    Essendon 😋

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    Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    I know a lot of Melbourne supporters like to downplay Collingwood’s prospects, probably because of recent history between the 2 teams.

    However, which team would you be confident of beating Collingwood on prelim or grand final day at MCG?

    Perhaps Geelong?

    None confidently, which is sickening.

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    8 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    DeGoey playing like a spud

    That is actually a missing lyric from 'What does the fox say?'

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    None confidently, which is sickening.

    any team with a strong midfield and a defensive mindset to stop their overlap run

    bears, crom, gw$ the best chance of the non-vic crew, and mebbe puddy tatts

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    7 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    any team with a strong midfield and a defensive mindset to stop their overlap run

    bears, crom, gw$ the best chance of the non-vic crew, and mebbe puddy tatts

    Problem is the Pies are so hard to beat at the MCG, particularly in finals.

    They truly have have the inside running to win the flag if they finish top 2, or play week 1 at the MCG as the ‘away’ team (by finishing 3rd or 4th).

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    17 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    I know a lot of Melbourne supporters like to downplay Collingwood’s prospects, probably because of recent history between the 2 teams.

    However, which team would you be confident of beating Collingwood on prelim or grand final day at MCG?

    Perhaps Geelong?

    It'll depend very much on how the old bodies hold up over a season, both for injuries and fatigue.

    I still think they are very suspect. Brittle enough to not even reach finals. #bigcall

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    3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    any team with a strong midfield and a defensive mindset to stop their overlap run

    bears, crom, gw$ the best chance of the non-vic crew, and mebbe puddy tatts

    Yeah I’m being a bit tongue in cheek. They’re not head and shoulders above everyone else. Bears/GWS aren’t playing their best, Crows look dangerous. Geelong are Geelong.

    A lot of footy still to go this season.

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    4 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    I still think they are very suspect. Brittle enough to not even reach finals. #bigcall

    It’s a huge call to say Collingwood will miss finals.

    Probably too huge a call.

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    5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    It'll depend very much on how the old bodies hold up over a season, both for injuries and fatigue.

    I still think they are very suspect. Brittle enough to not even reach finals. #bigcall

    if one of sidebottom or pendlebury goes down they are in the [censored], they are carrying them so hard along with nick

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    Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    It’s a huge call to say Collingwood will miss finals.

    Probably too huge a call.

    Bad call. Premature call. You can’t be serious call.

    -Caro

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    6 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    It'll depend very much on how the old bodies hold up over a season, both for injuries and fatigue.

    I still think they are very suspect. Brittle enough to not even reach finals. #bigcall

    Yep I agree with this. They do play a winning style of footy, however their game is very taxing on the older bodies.

    I can’t see Pendles and SideBottom which are relied upon staying fresh through the whole season. Pendles already coming in off the bench is starting to show his age.

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    Underestimate Collingwood at your peril

    I see them playing a GF again

    Which they’ll win cause the umpires and entire league is arranged around ensuring they receive favourable umpiring , treatment at the tribunal , etc etc

    It’s cruelled my interest in the game tbh

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    13 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    Underestimate Collingwood at your peril

    I see them playing a GF again

    Which they’ll win cause the umpires and entire league is arranged around ensuring they receive favourable umpiring , treatment at the tribunal , etc etc

    It’s cruelled my interest in the game tbh

    Super, I hold a different view. I suspect some of their older players will be found out over the course of a long season. At least I hope so.

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    Asking genuinely, was Ben McKay really good at Kangas? I never really watched any of their games.

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    Just now, BoBo said:

    Asking genuinely, was Ben McKay really good at Kangas? I never really watched any of their games.

    he was, and remains, tall and able to play as #1 gorilla defender

    good? not really

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    40 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Problem is the Pies are so hard to beat at the MCG, particularly in finals.

    They truly have have the inside running to win the flag if they finish top 2, or play week 1 at the MCG as the ‘away’ team (by finishing 3rd or 4th).

    Plus crowd support and as a result, umpiring favour.

    Unless the opposition is winning by 40 points at 3/4 time, you know the umpires will bring them back into it

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    3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    he was, and remains, tall and able to play as #1 gorilla defender

    good? not really

    Right ok. Hope Essendon give him even more money.

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