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NON-MFC: Round 05

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    Adelaide playing a pretty simple game. Not sure how we are struggling to replicate it.

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    Any insight as to why that was 50?

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    Just now, Deesprate said:

    Any insight as to why that was 50?

    Moving on the Mark – unfortunately the umpire that paid the Mark and the 50 meter penalty had already run away and didn’t realise Phil Thorpe had gone back to the 5m.

    He should’ve left it to the guy who was umpiring that area.

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    Just now, DiscoStu17 said:

    Moving on the Mark – unfortunately the umpire that paid the Mark and the 50 meter penalty had already run away and didn’t realise Phil Thorpe had gone back to the 5m.

    He should’ve left it to the guy who was umpiring that area.

    Thx

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    Well, knock me down with a feather. ANB has improved his skills, and here is an idea: all our players do a pre-season with another club before the season starts.

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    I’ve always thought Ben Keays is like a bizzaro world Fritta.

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    Really should have offered Tex a 3 year contract when he became available. Would have made such a difference to our fwd line.

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    4 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    I’ve always thought Ben Keays is like a bizzaro world Fritta.

    The evil fritta

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    Burgess the secret weapon. Adelaide totally transformed, they remind me of us in 21

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    On 08/04/2025 at 12:11, Demonland said:

    We will be shunted to the South Australian countryside next year. People should book now in the Barossa Valley.

    Not sure why we’re not in the Barossa this year.

    Have to make a special visit now.

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    Quick, hot game of footy, but it can't be this for 4 quarters. It will be interesting when/if it settles into a contested game.

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    3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Nice open Forward lines Goodwin

    ARE YOU WATCHING??

    Are you planning on doing this all night? Need to know if I should put you on ignore. Actually, [censored] it, I’ll put you on ignore anyways and hope no one quotes you so I don’t have to see your annoying comments

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    Are you planning on doing this all night? Need to know if I should put you on ignore. Actually, [censored] it, I’ll put you on ignore anyways and hope no one quotes you so I don’t have to see your annoying comments

    Excellent idea…👍

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    8 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    I’ve always thought Ben Keays is like a bizzaro world Fritta.

    Section 31 Fritta from the Mirror universe

    Edited by DiscoStu17

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    5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    clangerfilled is what we want petracca to be when he's in his mid 30s

    such a good footballer

    I heard him interviewed a few days ago

    Fully managed training programme now

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    5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    I heard him interviewed a few days ago

    Fully managed training programme now

    What’s a fully managed training program please.

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    7 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    clangerfilled is what we want petracca to be when he's in his mid 30s

    such a good footballer

    Yep. Reminds me of Nathan Buckley toward the latter years. I actually loved watching him played forward. So natural

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    On 08/04/2025 at 12:41, Demonland said:

    We will be shunted to the South Australian countryside next year. People should book now in the Barossa Valley.

    We have the potential to be first AFL club to play at the old Woomera range 😂

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    The field kicking from the Crows - wow.

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