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NON-MFC: Opening Round 2025

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Didn’t know where to post this but since they’re playing today and coz we all hate them as it is, I’m posting it here.

Pack of hyenas circling the poor kid

 

 

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    1 minute ago, deejammin' said:

    What happened to Hogan? Will he miss next week?

    Broken thumb. He got it caught in the door of the toilet on the plane   

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    Seriously?!

    Yep. And it’s actually a broken bone, so I’m guessing he won’t line up against us 🤷‍♀️ 

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    2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Broken thumb. He got it caught in the door of the toilet on the plane   

    GWS are REALLY committed to dumb skits huh?!

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    Hopefully GWS do us all a favor and beat these !nbred scum

    i just hope there are injuries and suspensions dont care about the result really

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    1 minute ago, jaydenh10 said:

    i just hope there are injuries and suspensions dont care about the result really

    Toby Green to be suspended for a boot to the face of Maynard would be chef’s kiss beautiful.

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    2 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    Hopefully GWS do us all a favor and beat these !nbred scum

     

    1 minute ago, jaydenh10 said:

    i just hope there are injuries and suspensions dont care about the result really

    Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

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    The first home game of their season in perfect weather against the biggest drawing club in the league and they still barely fill half of their 23,000 capacity ground. If our core game attending base is about 16,000 then it couldn't be any more than 4,000 for the Giants. 

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    Super disappointing having to watch GWS v pies with the lack of other options for the footy fix this weekend.

    Just all round [censored]

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    Hopeully this is the last time we see Round 0. I dont mind having matches in QLD and NSW but every team should be playing.

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    It's insulting that we aren't favourites next week. I rate GWS but they are very bruised atm.

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    As a side issue: today marks Jack Crisp’s 238th consecutive game. He’s now only seven games away from breaking Jimmy’s record. Time’s running out. Records are made to be broken etc. but the thought of that grub being the one to take the mantle makes me sick.

    Someone needs to take him out (make it look like an accident 🤭). 

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    Hope Briggs is ok but does not play next week.

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