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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs West Coast

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10 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

You're an hour early, the game is at 1.10!

I used the future tense - "going".

I'm catching the 12.49 train which arrives at Jolimont at 1.03 pm. I presume there will be a massive queue to get in the MCC section.

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Pakenham lines are actually running today, so that’s a win already 🙄

Yep...  riding it atm ;) 

 
53 minutes ago, JTR said:

57+ point win please, so we can go ahead of the filth on percentage 

Depends on scores... not margin alone 

I’m predicting 80% of posts in this thread to be complaining about umpiring 


4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Yep...  riding it atm ;) 

Be better if it moved... 

If we win by more than 15 goals I promise to marry WCW(if she will have me)

6 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Yep...  riding it atm ;) 

And for those driving in a song by a much underrated artist:

 

 

Edited by binman

 

It’s now or never for this season Demons! Bring last weeks performance for four quarters, just don’t go totally defensive with 1.5 quarters to go!!

Go Demons!

4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I’m predicting 80% of posts in this thread to be complaining about umpiring 

bloody umpires are at all ready ,one just pinched Maxs car park spot.BOO BOO BOO


4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Be better if it moved... 

is it going in the right direction

14 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Yep...  riding it atm ;) 

I’ll ride in style…

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ALL ABOARD THE DEE TRAIN… stopping all stations to Victory!

So upset I can't make it there today! 

To everyone going, make some real noise for them and lets hope they fire.

Whats everyones general feelings about today? Confident, uncomfortable or something else and why?

Personally feeling confident, dees by 45.

13 minutes ago, forever demons said:

is it going in the right direction

Seems so 🤣🤣🤣

17 minutes ago, D4Life said:

It’s now or never for this season Demons! Bring last weeks performance for four quarters, just don’t go totally defensive with 1.5 quarters to go!!

Go Demons!

There is a little of this for sure.

Win, win well , and there's some momentum and belief...

Lose... well.... let's just not go there.

A few ( arguably more ) need to pull fingers out. We ought to be much better than displaying.

For mine the absolute non-negotiable is a full 4 qtrs of effort.

If we even look like "protecting" a lead.. I'll be rabidly filthy.

 


11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll ride in style…

B4CEAF79-38D5-472E-A664-D22D3ECC1A29.thumb.jpeg.022a8801c1999f061db5a8369180ac34.jpeg

ALL ABOARD THE DEE TRAIN… stopping all stations to Victory!

Clarry Choo Choo drivin??

Must win game today. If we don’t, the media will have a feeding frenzy and rightly so.

I’m seeing a 7 goal win with Roo turning it on.

7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There is a little of this for sure.

Win, win well , and there's some momentum and belief...

Lose... well.... let's just not go there.

A few ( arguably more ) need to pull fingers out. We ought to be much better than displaying.

For mine the absolute non-negotiable is a full 4 qtrs of effort.

If we even look like "protecting" a lead.. I'll be rabidly filthy.

 

If we start the protecting lead mindset with a percentage of 99 it will be disgraceful. If the lead is only a few points then we must just to keep season alive.

Tricky

I’m taking two kids today, god help me

But more importantly, good luck charm husband is also going so… put your house on Melbourne*
 

 

*gamble responsibly 


30 minutes ago, forever demons said:

If we win by more than 15 goals I promise to marry WCW(if she will have me)

Yeah sure, why not? 

 

*changes the locks on her doors and applies for the witness protection program*
 

Jokes, FD. Marriage isn’t my thang. It didn’t work the first three times, why would a fourth work? 😂😂😂

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah sure, why not? 

 

*changes the locks on her doors and applies for the witness protection program*
 

Jokes, FD. Marriage isn’t my thang. It didn’t work the first three times, why would a fourth work? 😂😂😂

because im really nice and great in bed,just dont trip on my walker

 
29 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll ride in style…

B4CEAF79-38D5-472E-A664-D22D3ECC1A29.thumb.jpeg.022a8801c1999f061db5a8369180ac34.jpeg

ALL ABOARD THE DEE TRAIN… stopping all stations to Victory!

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

 

13 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Clarry Choo Choo drivin??

It’s “Kids Take Over” round. There’s already many, many kidlets here. It’s sunny and mild and the children are buzzing.

In line with kids take over round we put a joke on the banner. It’s such a lame joke. It’s as ‘dad’ as they come. It would put @Demonstone to shame. In case you don’t get to see it, here ‘tis…

SPOILER ALERT!!!

What do the players do to keep cool during the game?

They stay close to the fans

😳

What’d I tell ya… LAAAAME AF


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