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NON-MFC: Round 13

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who is the special comments guy with the high shouty voice?

he must have been a star coz his voice is brutal 

1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

Essendon doing a Melbourne. Dominate the game kick many points

It’s good to watch when it’s Essendon though. 

 
Just now, Bates Mate said:

Essendon doing a Melbourne. Dominate the game kick many points

I wonder if there is a stat for the quality of kicks for goal. Just like the MFC, getting the ball into the fwd 50 line is not enough. It’s not about being able to kick for goal but more about the forwards having clear range at goal. 
 

@binman


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

who is the special comments guy with the high shouty voice?

he must have been a star coz his voice is brutal 

He was a star, Shaun Burgoyne. Terrible voice for a commentator though. 

 

Love the Nic Martin story. Running around for Subiaco as a 20 y.o a few years back to being one of the better utility players. 

Talent is always out there.

21 minutes ago, layzie said:

Bombers need to string a few together 

Or not


Bombers almost double the inside 50’s

bunch of hacks 

Bombers will get close then Curnow will go bang bang

Jobe Watson: Nick Martin is an "Ace in their trump Card" WTF

11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

who is the special comments guy with the high shouty voice?

he must have been a star coz his voice is brutal 

Silk by name, not by voice

15 minutes ago, DubDee said:

who is the special comments guy with the high shouty voice?

he must have been a star coz his voice is brutal 

Enables ch7 to tick the diversity box 


11 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Jobe Watson .... "he's ambidextrous on both sides" ....

lol

Bit slow on the uptake Bingers. That was in the first quarter. 😅 

7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Love the Nic Martin story. Running around for Subiaco as a 20 y.o a few years back to being one of the better utility players. 

Talent is always out there.

yeah, lots of very good players (Better than only may lists) never make it to the AFL for various reasons. 

13 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Jobe Watson .... "he's ambidextrous on both sides" ....

lol

better than being left footed on both sides i guess?

15 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

I wonder if there is a stat for the quality of kicks for goal. Just like the MFC, getting the ball into the fwd 50 line is not enough. It’s not about being able to kick for goal but more about the forwards having clear range at goal. 
 

@binman

Probably expected goals/sccoreis the closest 

Edited by layzie

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Bit slow on the uptake Bingers. That was in the first quarter. 😅 

they might be watching in QLD.

theres an hour difference up there 


Acres just had so much space then

I’d sell the farm for De Koning.

cracking player. 

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Bit slow on the uptake Bingers. That was in the first quarter. 😅 

No point rushing these things.

 
4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

they might be watching in QLD.

theres an hour difference up there 

An hour and 20 years


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