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TL’s 50th birthday today. 🥳

He said for his birthday he’d like to see a handheld banner that says “IN JT WE TRUST”’🤣 I said, “How about a JT giant head?” He said, “I will give you $100 to hold up a giant JT head!”

Poor JT almost passed out with shock. He thought we were being serious. His face beetrooted and he said, “Please DON’T do that!!!” And now I badly wanna do it. 😂 Except I won’t of course. However, the handheld banner is a distinct possibility. 

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So no training reports regarding any player changes other then Bowey?

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45 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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TL’s 50th birthday today. 🥳

He said for his birthday he’d like to see a handheld banner that says “IN JT WE TRUST”’🤣 I said, “How about a JT giant head?” He said, “I will give you $100 to hold up a giant JT head!”

Poor JT almost passed out with shock. He thought we were being serious. His face beetrooted and he said, “Please DON’T do that!!!” And now I badly wanna do it. 😂 Except I won’t of course. However, the handheld banner is a distinct possibility. 

An artists impression of what that might look like.

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Insightful,training reports today!!! Not!

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1 hour ago, Webber said:

Are you descended from Jane Austen, WCW? Delightful turn of phrase. So much better than ‘was crook’. 

“Master McAdam is feeling poorly”

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13 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Insightful,training reports today!!! Not!

You want insightful training reports? How about YOU get your arze down to Gosch’s.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Captain’s Run this morning. If there’s no other Demonlanders here, I’m happy to answer questions.

 

 

Can’t guarantee the answers will be correct though.

 

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Can you please ask coaching staff to take it easy today? A light little frolic followed by an Arvo of cucumber sandwiches and some tea perhaps? Big evening tomorrow.

( Eyes on Bowey please to see if you think he will play).

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26 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Insightful,training reports today!!! Not!

We need you down there at G paddock fence..

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23 minutes ago, Demonland said:

An artists impression of what that might look like.

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Imagine if JT saw this?!?!?! I’d be banned for life from training sessions, which wouldn’t matter since apparently I don’t provide adequate training reports, do I PFence??? 😝

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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Can you please ask coaching staff to take it easy today? A light little frolic followed by an Arvo of cucumber sandwiches and some tea perhaps? Big evening tomorrow.

( Eyes on Bowey please to see if you think he will play).

 Better than eyes on Bowey… I asked him! I told him thanks for letting me (and consequently all of Demonland) know last week that he’d be playing tomorrow night. He confirmed it today and even Selwyn nodded in agreement with a big cheesy grin. 

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38 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Insightful,training reports today!!! Not!

Wow. zero need for that picket, and Dazzle clapping you. 

Not cool gentleman

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Kozzie’s baby girl’s name is Bellanie. I don’t see @picket fence delivering this sort of news. 😏

Hashtag don’t cross me. You’ll rue it forevermore. 👊🏼😅🤩

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14 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

Wow. zero need for that picket, and Dazzle clapping you. 

Not cool gentleman

Surprised and a little offended by PF’s comment, tbh ( does it show?😄). He’s never shown even the slightest disrespect for me before today. NOT surprised at the other one applauding it. The only surprise is that he didn’t ❤️ It. 

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Rogue close parenthesis. Dontchya hate that?!
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27 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

That’s the worst training thread I’ve ever read but I found it rather enjoyable all the same. 

Uhm… thanks? 
 

😂

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38 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You want insightful training reports? How about YOU get your arze down to Gosch’s.

WOW!!

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Imagine the nerve of people complaining about someone providing them with free info from training that they took time out of their own lives to do. This is not @WalkingCivilWar job, she’s doing it for fun and to give something back to Demonland. 
If you don’t like the content of the thread, don’t read it. 

I swear Demonland has become a collective for complaining. 

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It's a captains run everybody.... sweet F all happen at these other than some running around and kicking balls.

Some of those comments about reports are embarrassing. Have a look at yourselves.

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Just now, DistrACTION Jackson said:

It's a captains run everybody.... sweet F all happen at these other than some running around and kicking balls.

Some of those comments about reports are embarrassing. Have a look at yourselves.

As one who prides himself on some pretty astute reporting from Casey Fields, I find your and others comments somewhat disappointing! Have a look at myself?? Indeed!

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4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Imagine the nerve of people complaining about someone providing them with free info from training that they took time out of their own lives to do. This is not @WalkingCivilWar job, she’s doing it for fun and to give something back to Demonland. 
If you don’t like the content of the thread, don’t read it. 

I swear Demonland has become a collective for complaining. 

whinging and being aggrieved (even proxy aggrievement) is fast becoming oz's favourite pastime

keep up the good work, wcw

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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Tell Bowey he is playing for sure this week

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He knows!!!! And he couldn’t be happier 

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Probably a lighter than regular Captain’s Run.

The came out in training gear, ran a little, kicked a few footballs and probably tried to avoid WCW on the way back to AAMI. 
Close enough?

 

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22 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Imagine the nerve of people complaining about someone providing them with free info from training that they took time out of their own lives to do. This is not @WalkingCivilWar job, she’s doing it for fun and to give something back to Demonland. 
If you don’t like the content of the thread, don’t read it. 

I swear Demonland has become a collective for complaining. 

I must say I thought it was said in a light hearted way, given that it seems there was very little training anyway. 

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Do we have any idea who was there   or who was not there ?   thanks

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10 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Probably a lighter than regular Captain’s Run.

The came out in training gear, ran a little, kicked a few footballs and probably tried to avoid WCW on the way back to AAMI
Close enough?

 

They failed miserably 😂

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