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2023 Best and Fairest

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1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Is JJ there?

 

Back home to watch the good speeches and forget this soul and ear destroying spectacle I just wasted what felt like half my life on. It was to musical productions what Mark Neeld was to coaching. Not great. 

What did you see?

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Let it go...

    Let it goooo.....

    oh Beelzebub

    what you done?

     

    *hope you get musical reference

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    37 minutes ago, red and blue forever said:

    appropriate we have melksham doing the club farewell speech for hibbo

    the Milk man is our most experienced player on the list

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    12 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    are your kids in the play or just going for the show?

    Nah, I spend all my Friday nights going around critiquing really bad school plays. Heckling the kids is the best part. 

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    So they just keep showing our sponsors on the stream. What's  going on?

    Also did they deliberately skip the Collingwood final for obvious reasons? 

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    10 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    What did you see?

    I honestly don’t know 

    Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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    9 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Someone leak the final results to Tom Morris please

    Yeh....

    "Pssst Grubby ... i mean Tom, i got the good oil on the Bluey and your the first to know, Clarry won!"

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    Love the event so far 

    Clint ⭐️
    Kate Roffey ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Tribute to the legend Ronald Dale Barassi ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Milkshake ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Hibbo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    choco ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    JVR. TRENT. JUDD. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Gus. Great to see you back ⭐️⭐️⭐️
     

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    38 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    I Don't underestimate the fwd role at all nor what JvR did.  Happy for the kid but that he got himself suspended when we needed him most devalues his year somewhat.

    That McVee is ahead of other defenders says he more than held his own without depending on May, Lever etc

    i love that JVR throws himself around. you have to have a fear factor as key fwd or you’ll get beaten. he is finding his aggression level and better to err on the side of too hard than the other 

    first year he has been phenomenal and certainly as good as the amazing McVee. JVR didn’t even have anyone to learn off. fwd line changed every week

    2-3 years JVR will be a star kicking 60

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    42 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    This is without a doubt the funniest post of the season. Well played sir. 

    I dunno.... your Caddyschack meme last night was up there!

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    34 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

    I have sizzle, Benny told me his knee is good and he’s playing next year 

    any idea which team he’ll be playing for?

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    39 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

    I have sizzle, Benny told me his knee is good and he’s playing next year 

    oh boy dunk GIF

    WELCOME HARLEY (REID) DAVIDSON!!!

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    Who’s winning,

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    Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

    Nobody has mentioned Brodies name once. Not even a thank you. 

    I think it’s clear who is in the wrong here. 

    Considering that nothing has been made official there's not much that they could say.

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    Goody just mozzed the girls!

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    Has Goody been on the beers or just bloody pooped!

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    Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

    Has Goody been on the beers or just bloody pooped!

    I’m exhausted. I can’t imagine how he’s feeling. 
     

    Made a not so subtle statement about standards and a very pointed remark that was surely for Clarry. 

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    5th ... Maysie

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