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Tom Hawkins

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3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The nightmare is finally over

 

I know there were arguments to be made in relation to his experience/forward footy craft big body in the 50 being of value to us etc, but seriously, I don't think I could have gotten over that punchable face being in our colours.

A good day, all is well in the universe. 

Thank Christ for that. Couldn’t have standed that. Tom might be handy for a short while, but Emma is a pain in the xxxx. We’re better off.

 
47 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

Thank Christ for that. Couldn’t have standed that. Tom might be handy for a short while, but Emma is a pain in the xxxx. We’re better off.

Well, she was nice to @Jaded No More; but then again that could have been just out of fear.

19 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

Well, she was nice to @Jaded No More; but then again that could have been just out of fear.


I’m sure she had the capacity to be nice to people, just she’s a pain in the [censored] in general.

Tom’s a nice simple bloke though.


Perhaps it is time to bury this thread deep in the archives

On 13/10/2023 at 15:59, Mach5 said:

Thank Christ for that. Couldn’t have standed that. Tom might be handy for a short while, but Emma is a pain in the xxxx. We’re better off.

Couldn’t agree more.

 
36 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

What are the odds Hawkins kicks more goals at 75 years of age than Pickett or Fritsch next year.

he’ll get more free kicks than fritsch gets goals goals probably 

19 hours ago, monoccular said:

Perhaps it is time to bury this thread deep in the archives

Don't understand why these threads are even started.  Was always going to re-sign as a one club player.


18 hours ago, DubDee said:

he’ll get more free kicks than fritsch gets goals goals probably 

Yep and what fun it would have been watching you guys turning verbal somersaults if it had been for the Dees

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