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Non-MFC: Finals Week 03

Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
in Melbourne Demons

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21 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Around the Neck does not exist anymore!!!

Unless you go for Carlton 

19 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Gil must have made a phone call

✔️

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    Cripps [censored] himself

    footsteps 

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    The Cripps jerkcircle from the media is nauseating. He’s so brave to be playing with 3 broken limbs. 

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    Have never seen umpiring like these 2 prelims … AFL - u are a corrupt embarrassment!!!!

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    Cripps 💩himself there. 
    Now commentators saying how brave he is playing with a serious injury. 

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    Someone complained about the Lions fans singing about going home to the northern hemisphere.

    Why don’t they just change the words?

    I have created this version:

    Almost heaven, Woollongabba,

    Glasshouse Mountains, Brisbane River

    Life is old there, older than the trees

    Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    Woollongabba, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads

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    The number of AFL supporters that think there is an overall conspiracy going on is ridiculous. I know it is comforting but is it is lazy and dumb.

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    1 minute ago, brendan said:

    Brisbane will beat Collingwood 

    Gil will never allow that. 

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    Brisbane [censored] the bed again. Come the [censored] on. End this. 

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    Watch the AFL umpires follow thru Gil’s corrupt MO …. this is a total joke …. i want to throw up on Gil 🤮

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    1 minute ago, Green Demon said:

    Someone complained about the Lions fans singing about going home to the northern hemisphere.

    Why don’t they just change the words?

    I have created this version:

    Almost heaven, Woollongabba,

    Glasshouse Mountains, Brisbane River

    Life is old there, older than the trees

    Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    Woollongabba, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads

    Slow

    [censored]

    golf

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    sung to the Gimme Gimmes version

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    3 minutes ago, brendan said:

    Brisbane will beat Collingwood 

    source

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    “This to make it a couple of points less than three straight goals.” Just say how many points it is.. convoluted AF. 

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    13 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

    Tá mé. Ach, bhí mé i mo chónaí i mbaile Átha Cliath.

    jaysus. me irish is rusty. left when i was 8yo

    i only remember how to ask to go to toilet coz the teachers made us say it irish 

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    2 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

    The number of AFL supporters that think there is an overall conspiracy going on is ridiculous. I know it is comforting but is it is lazy and dumb.

    Sure

    so we’re left with year after year of continued incompetence

    Either of those, I’m not cool with

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