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Non-MFC: Finals Week 03

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21 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Around the Neck does not exist anymore!!!

Unless you go for Carlton 

19 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Gil must have made a phone call

✔️


Cripps [censored] himself

footsteps 

The Cripps jerkcircle from the media is nauseating. He’s so brave to be playing with 3 broken limbs. 

 

Have never seen umpiring like these 2 prelims … AFL - u are a corrupt embarrassment!!!!

Cripps 💩himself there. 
Now commentators saying how brave he is playing with a serious injury. 


Someone complained about the Lions fans singing about going home to the northern hemisphere.

Why don’t they just change the words?

I have created this version:

Almost heaven, Woollongabba,

Glasshouse Mountains, Brisbane River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Woollongabba, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

The number of AFL supporters that think there is an overall conspiracy going on is ridiculous. I know it is comforting but is it is lazy and dumb.

1 minute ago, brendan said:

Brisbane will beat Collingwood 

Gil will never allow that. 


Brisbane [censored] the bed again. Come the [censored] on. End this. 

Watch the AFL umpires follow thru Gil’s corrupt MO …. this is a total joke …. i want to throw up on Gil 🤮

1 minute ago, Green Demon said:

Someone complained about the Lions fans singing about going home to the northern hemisphere.

Why don’t they just change the words?

I have created this version:

Almost heaven, Woollongabba,

Glasshouse Mountains, Brisbane River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Woollongabba, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

Slow

[censored]

golf

clap

 

sung to the Gimme Gimmes version

3 minutes ago, brendan said:

Brisbane will beat Collingwood 

source


“This to make it a couple of points less than three straight goals.” Just say how many points it is.. convoluted AF. 

13 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

Tá mé. Ach, bhí mé i mo chónaí i mbaile Átha Cliath.

jaysus. me irish is rusty. left when i was 8yo

i only remember how to ask to go to toilet coz the teachers made us say it irish 

 
2 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

The number of AFL supporters that think there is an overall conspiracy going on is ridiculous. I know it is comforting but is it is lazy and dumb.

Sure

so we’re left with year after year of continued incompetence

Either of those, I’m not cool with


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