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4 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Amazing how well co-ordinated players can be when trying to win or do something with the ball, theย  turn into such clumsy oaths when there isn't any incentive to control their actions.

Similarly, I think Tommy Hawkins got away with a reckless act when he threw his arms out everywhere and broke Steven May's face a few years back.ย  ...Melbourne player, no story to answer here.

100% Balls, Ross Lyon reckons it doesn't start the moment he's in the air, and people are recognizing that it wasn't Maynard putting his arms up that did the damage but rolling the shoulder that did, and that protecting yourself doesn't get a free hit. I am very Baptists about this, you own your actions. Even Scott was onboard with times change, talks about the work they had to do with Stewart (Fox in charge of the hen house that that may be).

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5 hours ago, Mickey said:

My tips would be (in order) Jack, Maysy or Clarry.

There will be way more spite than the duck dinner game next time we play Collingwood.ย  Will be rip the head off the Magpie time.

16 minutes ago, Macca said:

Go and have a bex and a lie down old fella.ย  It's way past your bedtime

You're getting yourself all worked up over subject matter that none of us here can make sense of

It's just blah, blah, blah

And dull and uninteresting

At least you've toned your violent and aggressive language.ย  That's a step in the right direction.ย  You're doing well

Think of me as your therapist.ย  I'm here to help

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Calm yourself, Macca.

Take your meds and have a lie down.ย 

Think of me as your therapist . I'm here to help with better grammar, spelling and punctuation.

 
18 minutes ago, MrFreeze said:

Mundy used all of his 376 games of AFL experience when building his response.

Is that more games than Cornes???

I think Mundy wins.

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Thanks for the free parking Rollo!

Well at least he's livened up an otherwise normal Monday evening at Demonland

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14 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Seriously?

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Heyย @rollinson 65ย can I transfer my get out of jail free card to Balls?

17 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

ย Macca

Now you're borrowing my lines

Plagiarism is an offence old boy.ย  Even at your ripe old age you can be sued

Is this you?

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Edited by Macca

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8 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

I have lost faith in humanity.

Now the rabid Collingwood mob is blaming our doctors for letting a player wearing a helmet play. They are suggesting he got concussed in a previous play. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I have learned to not believe a thing any Collywobble person says.....

7 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

100% Balls, Ross Lyon reckons it doesn't start the moment he's in the air, and people are recognizing that it wasn't Maynard putting his arms up that did the damage but rolling the shoulder that did, and that protecting yourself doesn't get a free hit. I am very Baptists about this, you own your actions. Even Scott was onboard with times change, talks about the work they had to do with Stewart (Fox in charge of the hen house that that may be).

Yes, but how do we change this concussion carnage?

Macca has suggested red and yellow cards. I am on board with that as long as it leaves the team that receives the red card with only 17 players on the field until (maybe) the siren sounds to end the quarter ??

At long last, we are finally talking about important stuff on this thread, If you have time to read, it is being echoed on the Pies sites.


2 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

At long last, we are finally talking about important stuff on this thread, If you have time to read, it is being echoed on the Pies sites.

You mean I memorised the rules for nothing?

2 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

ย it is being echoed on the Pies sites.

In amongst chatter about welfare cheques gone astray, used dentures and potential burglary sites

No thanks

8 minutes ago, Macca said:

Now your borrowing my lines

Plagiarism is an offence old boy.ย  Even at your ripe old age you can be sued

Is this you?

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It's because you write so well, Macca.

But pay attention to your spelling and punctuation.ย  :)

3 minutes ago, Macca said:

In amongst chatter about welfare cheques gone astray, used dentures and potential burglary sites

No thanks

No, Macca. There are some deep thinkers over there as well.

Go look.

8 minutes ago, layzie said:

You mean I memorised the rules for nothing?

Well, yes. I defaulted on the required $14.


1 hour ago, Macca said:

Red cards and yellow cards are in just about every other sport and those sports aren't unduly effected by the rulings

Even if play continued whilst upstairs deliberates on a possible illegal act

Here's a good example ...

Does Michael Long slam into an unsuspecting Troy Simmonds if the order off rule was in operation?ย  I say no

The AFL needs to take a giant leap into the 21st Century in a number of areas (goal line technology is an antiquated system for starters)

The next time a player takes out another player in a GF the AFL will introduce the send off rule. They're just lucky it hasn't happened for quite some time (2004 the last one?) Instead of getting on the front foot though, they will wait til it happens before reacting.

1 hour ago, Macca said:

Red cards and yellow cards are in just about every other sport and those sports aren't unduly effected by the rulings

Even if play continued whilst upstairs deliberates on a possible illegal act

Here's a good example ...

Does Michael Long slam into an unsuspecting Troy Simmonds if the order off rule was in operation?ย  I say no

The AFL needs to take a giant leap into the 21st Century in a number of areas (goal line technology is an antiquated system for starters)

What does a red card mean though.

NRL.. ten minutes in the Sin Bin

Soccer.. off for the match and auto suspension for at least one match

(Both games have NO interchange)

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33 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

Macca

Good luck with your magpie mates over there, pops

They've got even less chance of understanding your dribble.ย  But if you're a defence lawyer as you say, you'll get plenty of engagements

Actually, you're perfectly suited there so you should take up residence and leave the good folk here to their own devices

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4 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

What does a red card mean though.

NRL.. ten minutes in the Sin Bin

Soccer.. off for the match and auto suspension for at least one match

(Both games have NO interchange)

ย 

Can't a player be sent off for the whole game in the NRL?ย  (If the offence is bad enough)

I'd favour just a straight red and no yellow (sin bin) in the AFL.ย  And the offence would need to be blatant and red card worthy


58 minutes ago, MrFreeze said:

https://www.6pr.com.au/david-mundy-the-afl-is-trying-to-adjudicate-the-game-they-want-tomorrow-not-the-game-were-seeing-at-the-moment/

David Mundy has weighed in on the Brayden Maynard incident which has divided the football world.

Speaking during his regular Monday night segment on Wide World of Sports, Mundy set the agenda off the top, setting phone lines alight.

โ€œLaura Kane stepping in signals that the AFL is trying to adjudicate the game that they want tomorrow, not the game that weโ€™ve had in the past, and not the game that weโ€™re seeing at the moment.โ€

โ€œIf Brayden Maynard was falling and that was Scott Pendlebury underneath him, I think he would make a different decision than cover up and just protect himself and not worry about the other player.โ€

When asked by Adam Papalia what Maynard should have done differently, Mundy used all of his 376 games of AFL experience when building his response.

โ€œWhen youโ€™ve jumped up and youโ€™re in the air and thereโ€™s a player underneath you, you have the ability to almost catch yourself as youโ€™re falling on top of them. It would have been really awkward and theyโ€™d have had a tumble, but that response has a much lesser chance of resulting in serious health concerns."

Pfft he's clearly never played the game ๐Ÿ™„

Just now, Macca said:

Can't a player be sent off for the whole game in the NRL?ย  (If the offence is bad enough)

I'd favour just a straight red and no yellow (sin bin) in the AFL.ย  And the offence would need to be blatant and red card worthy

Yes (have never seen it done).. the question is what happens to substitutions.

Seems hardly fair just to even up the game and say you've both got to put in your sub player

4 hours ago, Demon17 said:

ย I cannot for the life of me understand why most on here think Maynard gets off.

Because thatโ€™s what we fear will happen, and that fear is warranted. Cripps getting off last year means every subsequent appeal is highly likely to be successful despite how ridiculous it is.

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11 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

The next time a player takes out another player in a GF the AFL will introduce the send off rule. They're just lucky it hasn't happened for quite some time (2004 the last one?) Instead of getting on the front foot though, they will wait til it happens before reacting.

You're right, Gonzo

And even if we do see a heinous act, they'll talk about it over summer and then won't act

As previously stated, I'd bring in a red card as a deterrent along with a proper, well thought out plan on how the red card could be used

For instance, the Long bump on Simmonds by today's standards would be an automatic red card along with the Wallis blow to Green's throat (Hardwick would go for his cowardly hold on Green as well).

That brings the scum down to 15 on the field

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