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TRAINING: Wednesday 6th September 2023

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2 hours ago, binman said:

Nothing could be furter from the truth

Seems all the good puns have been snagged 

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    11 minutes ago, Dees_In_October said:

    Walking into Demonland the day before a final...

    Oh No Fire GIF

    Was it the sausage talk? 

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Was it the sausage talk? 

    Invisible moonboots, knee tape, a mystery training absentee and a birth. And yes the sausage pun spiral tipped it over the edge.

    The chaotic nervous energy in general is off the chain!

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    Just now, Dees_In_October said:

    Invisible moonboots, knee tape, a mystery training absentee and a birth. And yes the sausage pun spiral tipped it over the edge.

    The chaotic nervous energy in general is off the chain!

    Come back tomorrow, it will get worse. 

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    3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Is it even a final if I haven’t had 10 mental breakdowns?!

    Ha ha prob not.

    33 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    This last pun is the Weiner.

    I'll see myself out.

     

    Curry on, the wurst is yet to come! 

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    You're all acting like silly little boys

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    On 8/30/2023 at 3:14 PM, 58er said:

    I will never forget the training runs before the '87 and then the '88 Grand Final especially.

    I reckon we left all our emotional energy at the Junction Oval on the Thursday night before the 1988 Grand Final.

    For those who were not there, training concluded, as always, with a bunched team lap of the oval led by Rodney "Balls" Grinter who always led the team off the training track.

    The cheers were as loud as in a match and we supporters, and the players, sucked it all in. The most emotional moment in over 30 years of demon worship to that date (and that includes the 64 GF).

    And then we played the unstoppable dorks. But we had rebuilt pride and confidence in our team.

    GO DEES.

     

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    6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    You're all acting like silly little boys

    To be perfectly frank, I agree!

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    14 hours ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    You're probably right. Anyway, enough from me, cheerio!

    Don’t you mean chorizo?

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