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TRAINING: Wednesday 6th September 2023

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2 hours ago, Supreme_Demon said:

Hopefully a good turnout of Demons supporters?

 

Sadly, I couldn't make it due to work commitments.

 

It would be interesting if any media show up. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't. 😒

About 4 or 5 tv cameras there.

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

     

     No pressure little one, AFL or AFLW will chug along fine until you can rock us with your athleticism and aerial skills!  Congrats to Joel and Elise.  Interesting how the headline mentions "his child".  Does it not take two??

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    5 minutes ago, Deebymistake said:

     No pressure little one, AFL or AFLW will chug along fine until you can rock us with your athleticism and aerial skills!  Congrats to Joel and Elise.  Interesting how the headline mentions "his child".  Does it not take two??

    What did his partner do, other than carry the child for 9 months then ruin her body to get it out? Pffft

    Joel is clearly the hero here for turning up to the birth, and then playing footy. 

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    What did his partner do, other than carry the child for 9 months then ruin her body to get it out? Pffft

    Joel is clearly the hero here for turning up to the birth, and then playing footy. 

    Jaded best we ask WCW to celebrate Joel's heroics with his own special banner ;-)

     

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    2 hours ago, The Flash said:

    Might have something to do with Joel's partner being in labor.... 

    Political implications?

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    1 hour ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    Not even a single snag pic. Disappointing

    I've seen some negative posts today, but this is the wurst.

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    Ahhh the old three things in life jargon…

    Death, Taxes and @Jaded No More losing her absolute shizen the day before a final! 😄

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    7 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Ahhh the old three things in life jargon…

    Death, Taxes and @Jaded No More losing her absolute shizen the day before a final! 😄

    Is it even a final if I haven’t had 10 mental breakdowns?!

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    Go Lordie meets Clarry! 🔵🔴🔵

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    1 minute ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    Oh you're a brat DS!

    Now that one's a banger!

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    Definitely the reason why I didn't want to bother you 🤪

    Do you take cards at these things? Need to know to save future embarrassment.

    I've still got the BBQ smell on the mind, Anyone feel like cooking some sausages at a park close to me this arvo? Haha. 

     

     

    You wouldn’t have been bothering me at all! I was gonna suggest you cook up some snags and onion at home but it’s not the same, is it?!

    Depending on tomorrow night’s result, we’ll be holding another sausage sizzle either next week or the week after 🤞🏼 And we take cash or card. 👍🏽

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    I'm excited! Go Dees!  🔵🔴🔵

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    These puns are terrible to be frank.

    Nothing could be furter from the truth

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    5 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    Agreed. We should be talking Footy......

    .....Franks?

    Don Footy Frankfurts Skin On 750G | Woolworths

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    4 hours ago, Demonland said:

    Kozzy’s left knee strapped like it was this time last year. 

    I could only see strapping on Kossie, and none of the others. 

    A good year for the training staff.

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    17 minutes ago, Billy said:

    Thoughts on Hibbo, will he play?

    He was looking very trim and fit. His preparations must be professional, and so giving himself every chance for a call up.

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    5 hours ago, MrFreeze said:

    Tmac moving v well, looks quick in a straight line

    Players yelling here piggy piggy to Hibbo made me giggle 

    Love the piggy     piggy call go hibbo oink oink i really hope you are picked today and the rest of the finals and play in your 2 GF

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