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What They Are Saying At Victoria Park

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3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

  • Up there in my top three most despised clubs predominately due to their supporters!

 

LOL. 

Since Twitter changed it's algorithms for timelines, I've had the unfortunate experience of seeing more and more tweets from Collingwood supporters this season. They are, without doubt, the most arrogant and ignorant bunch of supporters out there. Not only do they think they've already won the flag, they love to brag about being the biggest club, the only club where supporters turn up week-in-week-out, and the most successful club in the AFL (despite only winning 2 flags in 70 years!). 

If there's one game I'd just absolutely love to win this H&A season, it's this one. 

Edited by At the break of Gawn

 
3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I’ve already seen in the media it’s their “mid year GF”. Seriously can these minnow clubs give us a rest from their manufactured pump up games

Minnow clubs? MINNOW CLUBS??!!

These arrogant cretins need to be dragged down a peg. Wouldn’t it be awesome to burst their filthy bubble?!

I  hate the filth. They are nothing more than some type of repugnantly vile form of amoebic dysentery.


27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Minnow clubs? MINNOW CLUBS??!!

These arrogant cretins need to be dragged down a peg. Wouldn’t it be awesome to burst their filthy bubble?!

Counting Clarry's, that would make it two filthy burst bubbles in 5 days.

4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Lol Coxzilla.

As if their game against the Blues was any better a couple of weeks back. It was Pies 8.5 to Carlton 6.13 after quarter time. 

Don’t understand why teams don’t assault Cox in/before a marking contest like they do Gawn?

2 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I  hate the filth. They are nothing more than some type of repugnantly vile form of amoebic dysentery.

Thanks dl4 mystery solved.  I've always wondered about the origins of Covid

 
2 hours ago, Longsufferingnomore said:

Hopefully their team is just as cocky as the supporters. 

I just hope their team is a bunch of losers like their supporters.

25 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Don’t understand why teams don’t assault Cox in/before a marking contest like they do Gawn?

Cos he's [censored]


35 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Thanks dl4 mystery solved.  I've always wondered about the origins of Covid

Quite right DD ! A Chinese "wet market" has got nothing on a filth household.

4 hours ago, binman said:

Leaving aside the comments about the dees, you'd reckon they'd talk a bit more about the impact of their outs.

Demonland would be if we were missing players of the quality of de Goey and Sidebottom, not to mention players like Mcstay, Elliot, mcreery and hoskin-elliot under an injury cloud.

Clearly CFCSS isn’t a thing. Although the record number of grand finals they’ve lost says it should be. 😏

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Clearly CFCSS isn’t a thing. Although the record number of grand finals they’ve lost says it should be. 😏

Maybe it is, and after we beat them in another Grand Final I hope they have a lifetime supply of therapy for it.

12 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

  • Up there in my top three most despised clubs predominately due to their supporters!

 

Oh, the irony of this one! Back at ya, buddy!! 


9 hours ago, At the break of Gawn said:and the most successful club in the AFL (despite only winning 2 flags in 70 years!). 

To be fair they’ve won 3 flags in 70 years, 58, 90, 2010.  We however have won 7 in that same period of time. I think I prefer our record in that regard :) 

Edited by Katrina Dee Fan

This thread has certainly reaffirmed my sheer, utter, unadulterated,  visceral hatred for that putrid club and that subhuman primordial soup of a species they call “Collingwood supporters”. I know that at times we don’t all get along with each other in Demonland, but at least this is something we all agree with!! 
 

Ah, I feel purged. 

Edited by Katrina Dee Fan

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11 hours ago, Superunknown said:

Real low-rent, indecorous, ungracious trash.

 

9 hours ago, dl4e said:

I  hate the filth. They are nothing more than some type of repugnantly vile form of amoebic dysentery.

 

45 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

This thread has certainly reaffirmed my sheer, utter, unadulterated,  visceral hatred for that putrid club and that subhuman primordial soup of a species they call “Collingwood supporters”.

Let's not hold back!!  LOL - Those are much stronger words than any I have read on an opp bf!!

Thanks for the laughs!🤣

I wish their fans had a 'what they are saying ...' thread.  Would love them to read this!!

 

I know some ok Pie's fans...

Edited by Lucifers Hero

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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Clearly CFCSS isn’t a thing. Although the record number of grand finals they’ve lost says it should be. 😏

But they have to live with the 'colliwobbles' moniker for all the GF's they have lost - one as recently as 2018.

A much greater burden than MFCSS!!

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The only posts on bf that even hinted at a loss but I didn't include in the first post:

  • Lot of over confidence in here! I'm confident too but I'm worried this place has forgotten how to deal with a loss 😭
    • This place couldn't deal with a loss even when we were losing a bit more regularly.

How sweet a dee's win would be; their meltdown would be a joy to behold!!

I would take great pleasure in updating this thread after the game!!


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12 hours ago, bush demon said:

Their loss record aginst us in finals since pre-war is almost perfect.

One bf poster acknowledged this: 

  • Not to mention they have beaten us in 6 GF's out of 7 we have played!😡

It was in response to this comment:

  • Up there in my top three most despised clubs predominately due to their supporters!

 

Hopefully, we make that 7 from 8 GF wins, this year:cool:  They will have two lots of Demons to overcome: 

  • physical:  our beloved team and
  • mental:  their history of GF  'colliwobbles'!!  :blink:
52 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

 

Let's not hold back!!  LOL - Those are much stronger words than any I have read on an opp bf!!

Thanks for the laughs!🤣

I wish their fans had a 'what they are saying ...' thread.  Would love them to read this!!

 

I know some ok Pie's fans...

So many big words. They wouldn’t understand half of what we wrote. 

10 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Don’t understand why teams don’t assault Cox in/before a marking contest like they do Gawn?

It's going to happen, amid the realisation that he is different in some way and thus, a protected species when bumped within the rules. Watch him fold, just like his awkward early days at The Filth. 

 

I'm surprised their thread isn't just "Range Rover this" and "Toffee Apple that" 

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10 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Don’t understand why teams don’t assault Cox in/before a marking contest like they do Gawn?

In the 2021 GF Salem, May and Viney legally dropped Weightman, Hannan and McCrae in the first few minutes with ferocious tackles.  The Bulldogs weren't ready.  None of them had any impact.

They are our 3 hard nuts and looking for them to do the same to the Pies early, especially May to Cox.  Their players will remonstrate but hey lets ruffle a few black and white feathers!

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