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NON-MFC: Rd 04 2023

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2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

He has absolutely no idea about playing football.

Can't mark his man or read the play.

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    Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

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    GC such an enigma or a football team and sadly club. 

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    Now Port hit the front, what gives!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    How rude and shallow you are WCW to body shame a fellow demonlander

    I did no such thing! I simply asked if that’s what you think Mac needs in order to gain weight. It’s just that I don’t think GC jumpers and shorts come in 9XL

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    This is one of the cruddiest most pathetic periods of football by the Sydney Swans. 

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mac Andrew needs to go on a diet of triple double beef burgers 6 times a day!

    Should have taken a TMc lesson in carnivorism. 

    8 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    He has absolutely no idea about playing football.

    Did we actually dodge a bullet??

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Watching Gold Coast be like

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    A pointless football club

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    The bloke looks like an athlete more than a footballer. 

    It’s genetic. He’ll probs never be any less skinny. 

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    Should have taken a TMc lesson in carnivorism. 

    Did we actually dodge a bullet??

    Time will tell Mono ..... but he looks totally out of it tonight !

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    8 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

    Acts like it, too. 

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    2 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    Now in front despite being robbed of what was a clear goal

    Saw that. Called touched but it was behind the line, if touched at all, yet goal ump says he thinks it’s a behind then score review inexplicably goes umpire’s call.

    Made a pig’s ear of another a minute later but the score review got that one right.

     

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    8 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

    very annoying player. Only Papley more annoying

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    8 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    Have Sydney stopped?

    Yes but it’s OK their umpires are still going strong. Some of the tiggy touch woods for the Swans were embarrassing in that quarter. 

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    15 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

    https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2020-jack-higgins-brain-surgery-richmond-video-interview-helmet/news-story/08a3e9762316095a381dc0500756bb8c

    Actually that's a bit harsh. He had brain surgery in 2020.

    However I agree that he's pretty annoying.

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    10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I did no such thing! I simply asked if that’s what you think Mac needs in order to gain weight. It’s just that I don’t think GC jumpers and shorts come in 9XL

    If you [censored] me, do I not bleed?

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    33 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mac Andrew needs to go on a diet of triple double beef burgers 6 times a day!

    That’s my diet of choice BBO and I’ve got the silhouette to prove it.

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    Just saw the McCartin incident. Surely he has to just say this is my life and I have a long time left on this earth. It can’t possibly be worth the damage he’s causing himself. 
    So sad to watch. 

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