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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023

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Where’s the emotion in the box?

Ran out of petrol.

mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

Our defence has been such poo poo

the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

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    3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    From BomberBlitz....

     

    Where’s the emotion in the box?

    Ran out of petrol.

    mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

    why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

    ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

    Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

    Our defence has been such poo poo

    the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

    Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

    Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

    Theyre always harsh on BomberBlitz......bit harsh on poor Weid too !!

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Aahh finally safe enough to flick it over to enjoy the final minute. I did get worried Essendon would run over the top of them.

    Enjoying this IMMENSELY. 

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    The Saints’ song needs more words 😁

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

    Sums up the standard Druggie psyche, bottom feeders one and all

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    The Showdown should ALWAYS BE ON FRIDAY NIGHT 

    What a game. The Prisoners were smashed in the last Quarter 

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    24 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    From BomberBlitz....

     

    Where’s the emotion in the box?

    Ran out of petrol.

    mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

    why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

    ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

    Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

    Our defence has been such poo poo

    the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

    Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

    Well that just made my night. Nothing better than a woe-is-me rant from Bombers fans. Long may it endure.

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    St Kilda have Gold Coast next week, then get Collingwood in the Gather Round (i.e. avoiding having to play them at the G), then a further three straight games at Marvel including Port and North. They are going to build up a massive head of steam in these first 8 weeks and could well be 6-2 or better. Which I suppose they'd want to be if their only interstate game in the first 8 weeks is the Gather Round neutral game.

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