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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023

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From BomberBlitz....

 

Where’s the emotion in the box?

Ran out of petrol.

mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

Our defence has been such poo poo

the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

 

3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

From BomberBlitz....

 

Where’s the emotion in the box?

Ran out of petrol.

mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

Our defence has been such poo poo

the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

Aahh finally safe enough to flick it over to enjoy the final minute. I did get worried Essendon would run over the top of them.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

Theyre always harsh on BomberBlitz......bit harsh on poor Weid too !!

 
Just now, dees189227 said:

Aahh finally safe enough to flick it over to enjoy the final minute. I did get worried Essendon would run over the top of them.

Enjoying this IMMENSELY. 


The Saints’ song needs more words 😁

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Gee a bit harsh on Eric Bana. One of the nicest guys

Sums up the standard Druggie psyche, bottom feeders one and all


The Showdown should ALWAYS BE ON FRIDAY NIGHT 

What a game. The Prisoners were smashed in the last Quarter 


 
24 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

From BomberBlitz....

 

Where’s the emotion in the box?

Ran out of petrol.

mate we didn’t even fill up the car.

why are 4 defenders nowhere near the 1 forward

ERIC BANA CAN GO AND GET ■■■■■■

Darcy Parish is soft as ■■■■

Our defence has been such poo poo

the hell is going on? i thought all clubs capitulated on their 150th anniversary?

Weed is an ashtray on a motorbike

Well that just made my night. Nothing better than a woe-is-me rant from Bombers fans. Long may it endure.

St Kilda have Gold Coast next week, then get Collingwood in the Gather Round (i.e. avoiding having to play them at the G), then a further three straight games at Marvel including Port and North. They are going to build up a massive head of steam in these first 8 weeks and could well be 6-2 or better. Which I suppose they'd want to be if their only interstate game in the first 8 weeks is the Gather Round neutral game.


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