2023 Predictions

[Bombay Airconditioning 5,968]

Normally someone has started one by now….

Top 8 

Dees

Lions

Swans

Cats

Richmond

Dogs

Pies

Freo

I’m predicting no change from last season.

 

Premiers : Demons

Brownlow : Oliver (he’ll go to another level this season)

Coleman : Fogarty

Rising Star : Ashcroft but I’m putting a few multis on with Phillipou in them.

Wooden Spoon : Hawks (and they don’t care, they want pick 1, they got rid of a heap of talent last year. This is this template for future success.)

 

 

[Ted Lasso 17,109]

1. Brisbane (will absolutely smash lower teams and have a crazy %)

2. Melbourne 

3. Geelong 

4. Sydney 

5. Dogs 

6. Port Adelaide 

7. Collingwood 

8. Carlton 

 

Premiers: Melbourne 

Runner up: Dogs 

Brownlow: Christian Petracca

Rising star: Cameron McKenzie 

Spoon: Hawks 

 

[dl4e 5,644]

top 8.

Brisbane

Geelong

Melbourne

filth

Footscay

Sydney

Carlton

Adelaide.

 

Premiers. Melbourne

Runner up. Brisbane

Spoon. Hawthorn or St Kilda

[Caligula's cohort 1,014]

1. Geelong

2. Brisbane

3. Melbourne

4. Sydney

5. Carlton

6. Collingwood

7. Western Bulldogs

8. Richmond 

9. Fremantle

10. Port Adelaide

11. Adelaide

12. Gold Coast

13. GWS Giants

14. St. Kilda

15. West Coast

16. Essendon

17. Hawthorn

18. North Melbourne

 

Premiers: Melbourne

Runner up: Brisbane

Wooden spoon: North Melbourne

Brownlow: Bontempelli

Coleman: Harry McKay 

Rising Star: Harry Sheezel 

Coaches sacked: Hinkley, Simpson

Bold call: Kozzie to sign a 4 year deal on $700k+ per season, and Gawn to kick 40+ goals. 

[Bitter but optimistic 21,556]

In order to get some value in a pre season multi, I have included Port Adelaide in my final eight.

Not much love for them above - does anyone else think they can make it?

[chook fowler 18,390]

we will or we won't. Not sure which.

[Bombay Airconditioning 5,968]

20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In order to get some value in a pre season multi, I have included Port Adelaide in my final eight.

Not much love for them above - does anyone else think they can make it?

I don’t personally, I think they could be 0 & 5 again.

Lions @ AO

Pies @ MCG

Crows @ AO

Swans @ SCG 

Dogs @ AO

It that was to happen, even 1 & 4 Hinkley will again be under enormous pressure. He’s had a long time with no success.

Edited March 15, 2023 by Bombay Airconditioning

[Bombay Airconditioning 5,968]

I tried uploading a photo but apparently it’s too big. Back in 2016 I put a few $10 multis on taking different combinations of the Premiers, Coleman, Rising Star and Brownlow. The bet that came closest had 

Premiers : Dogs @ $12.50 ✅ 

Coleman : J. Kennedy @ $2.75 ✅ 

Brownlow : Danger @ $9 ✅ 

Rising star : Oliver @ $10 ❌ (Oliver came 2nd to Heeney)

Would of paid $30,937.50

Edited March 15, 2023 by Bombay Airconditioning

[Damo 3,017]

13 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

I tried uploading a photo but apparently it’s too big. Back in 2016 I put a few $10 multis on taking different combinations of the Premiers, Coleman, Rising Star and Brownlow. The bet that came closest had 

Premiers : Dogs @ $12.50 ✅ 

Coleman : J. Kennedy @ $2.75 ✅ 

Brownlow : Danger @ $9 ✅ 

Rising star : Oliver @ $10 ❌ (Oliver came 2nd to Heeney)

Would of paid $30,937.50

Would Have

But I feel your pain.

[Little Goffy 12,770]

1. Melboure

2. Brisbane

3. Geelong

4. Sydney

5. Carlton

6. Collingwood

7. Gold Coast

8. Port Adelaide

Richmond

Fremantle

Footscray

GWS

Adelaide

Saints

Essendon

Hawthorn

West Coast

North Melbourne

 

Premiers: Melbourne Demons (And how good does it feel to make that prediction realistically?)

Runner up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Oliver (made possible by an overall fairly even Brownlow count total in the low 20s)

Rising star: That Ashcroft kid.

Spoon: North Melbourne because Clarko is a tanker anyway.

Fun fringe things:

1st and 2nd in the Coleman are both from the same club

1st and 2nd in the Brownlow are both from the same club.

Alistair Clarkson joins the Pagan/Malthouse legacy of Premiership coaches who [poop] the bed at a new developing club.

Melbourne wins the premiership, keeps Pickett then gains Ben McKay as a restricted free agent, and recruits tall defender/swingman Daniel Curtin with its top ten draft pick courtesy of Freo, completing a defensive succession plan and made particularly sweet by knowing that he is exactly the player Freo would have taken.

In response to speculation about Melbourne's salary cap, three top players all reveal that they are only on about 80% of their 'market' value and that there are also others who prefer to remain private about it.

[layzie 29,696]

1. Brisbane 
2. Geelong 
3. Melbourne 
4. Sydney 
5. Carlton 
6. Bulldogs 
7. Richmond 
8. Collingwood
9. Port Adelaide
10. Fremantle
11. Gold Coast
12. Essendon 
13. Adelaide
14. GWS
15. St Kilda
16. Hawthorn
17. West Coast
18. North Melbourne

 

Premier: Melbourne

Runner Up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Lachie Neale

Coleman: Tom Lynch

Rising Star: Will Ashcroft

First coach gone: Simpson

[Bombay Airconditioning 5,968]

3 hours ago, layzie said:

1. Brisbane 
2. Geelong 
3. Melbourne 
4. Sydney 
5. Carlton 
6. Bulldogs 
7. Richmond 
8. Collingwood
9. Port Adelaide
10. Fremantle
11. Gold Coast
12. Essendon 
13. Adelaide
14. GWS
15. St Kilda
16. Hawthorn
17. West Coast
18. North Melbourne

 

Premier: Melbourne

Runner Up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Lachie Neale

Coleman: Tom Lynch

Rising Star: Will Ashcroft

First coach gone: Simpson

I’d forgotten about that. I’m tipping Hinkley.

[DubDee 21,256]

port are the Yo Yos of the comp. reckon they’ll have a big year and finish top 6

[DubDee 21,256]

Demons flag and Clarry brownlow multi is paying $72

sorry don’t want to turn this into a betting thread but didn’t want anyone to miss out on money for jam 

[layzie 29,696]

14 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

I’d forgotten about that. I’m tipping Hinkley.

Yeah it's a toss up between those two. Then again there's always a left field one. 

[DubDee 21,256]

1. Melboure

2. Brisbane

3. Sydney

4. Footscray

5. Carlton

6. Collingwood

7. Geelong

8. Port Adelaide

Richmond

Fremantle

Gold Coast

West Coast

Adelaide

Saints

Essendon

GWS

North Melbourne

Hawthorn

Premiers: Melbourne Demons 

Runner up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Oliver 

Rising star: Ashcroft

Spoon: Hawks