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Have only just turned on - love the even handed unbiased umpires allowing at least two Blues showing dissent without 50 meter penalties.  
Gil - anything to say?

 
Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me, I thought Carlton were a chance and tied them into a decent multi.

Early signs suggest they are [censored].

Rinse and Repeat Bitters

 

Just now, Demonland said:

lol Carlton. 

But they were so good last week!!!

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Rinse and Repeat Bitters

You are (sadly for me) correct as usual SWYL!

Perhaps I should give you a face palm !!!!

This new Carlton defence is so frightening. 
 

I laughed when the experts highlighted this new Carlton defending when they beat us. 
We scored 90 odd points in first gear. 
 

They’ll need Cripps and McKay to kick 12 between them every week to be a chance. And Cripps can’t even drop it onto his boot straight. 

 

Mick Molloy last night was reading “The History of the CFC”
His bookmark was a Brown Paper Bag!!


What a ridiculous 50 against Solti. 

Richmond's signature last year was playing about 20 minutes of scary Richmond footy but not being able to sustain it for a whole game. Blues are still a chance.


8 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

And Cripps can’t even drop it onto his boot straight. 

Aged well. 

Cerra has looked pretty good so far


3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Cerra has looked pretty good so far

Has not had 1 contested posession !!outside frontrunner

Watching Fox Footy feed via Kayo and Nathan Jones is on commentary. Didn’t realize Jonesy was taking up a media career. Good luck to him! Refreshing to hear him and some of his comments. Pittonet hits the post from a metre out “that won’t do ruckman any good” 😆

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Has not had 1 contested posession !!outside frontrunner

To be fair that’s exactly what we would have got him for. He would have played wing. 
 

Carlton look good. 

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