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The TRAINING without the Trackwatchers Thread

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Yeah well, not reading too much into it

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    Accidental Trackwatcher: Witnessed Jack Viney tearing around an oval doing sprints and laps before sunrise in Hawthorn this morning. Very eager and looks angry – I did not approach.

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    1 hour ago, DemonWheels said:

    Accidental Trackwatcher: Witnessed Jack Viney tearing around an oval doing sprints and laps before sunrise in Hawthorn this morning. Very eager and looks angry – I did not approach.

    St James Park no doubt. 

    He just needs a couple of blokes in Hawks jumpers to run through.

    Assault and battery perhaps an unfortunate consequence.  

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    St James Park no doubt. 

    He just needs a couple of blokes in Hawks jumpers to run through.

    Assault and battery perhaps an unfortunate consequence.  

    And breaching quarantine orders 

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    12 hours ago, Demonland said:

    The Cats are back to Open training. 

    Come on Dees. 

     

    They need a crowd there to keep all those mature players awake.

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    I went down to Casey Friday half expecting no training, because of the Wednesday opening fixture they might vary training times and venues and that, is what occured!  There was no one there except Snakes, Giant Gila monsters, Pteradactyls, Mosquitoes and the odd Dalek and Wookie!

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    13 hours ago, picket fence said:

    I went down to Casey Friday half expecting no training, because of the Wednesday opening fixture they might vary training times and venues and that, is what occured!  There was no one there except Snakes, Giant Gila monsters, Pteradactyls, Mosquitoes and the odd Dalek and Wookie!

    Assume the Wookie was playing in the ruck. Dalek? Back pocket? 

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    1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Pterodactyls on the wings, surely.

    and snakes umpiring?

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    Mosquito fleet was everywhere

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    9 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Mosquito fleet was everywhere

    Thought Irving packed up and went home. 

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