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FINALS: Week 01 2021 (NON MFC)

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"Excuse me, is that Mrs Geelong? I'm sorry but I think my Dees boys broke your children".

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Just now, BDA said:

Port fans are feral

Don't you just love watching real nuffies at a footy game for a change? It's a beautiful thing.

FMD that wasnโ€™t high on Dangerfield either.ย 


Watching this Geelong are too old. But Port supporters are absolute boguns !!

deserve the prison bars !

On 8/26/2021 at 6:55 PM, TheWiz said:

Port seem a lot more dangerous withย Fantasia in over Georgiades (injured). Our small forwards did well against Geelong.

You legend

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who will geelong look to pick up at the end of the year to help them get over the fact that they... can't win away from kardinia park in games where quarters go for longer than 20 minutes?


Geriatrics just sooooo slooooowwwww

Maybe recruit Biden, who maybe looking for a job,ย in the off season to add a bit of pace.ย 

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BOG for Geelong is by far the men in yellow.

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16 to 5

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Lol spelt Geelong wrongโ€ฆ too many red wiiiiines

ย Now Iโ€™m getting worried about playing Portโ€ฆ

MFCSS?

Gee Port look hot ๐Ÿ”ฅย 


Itโ€™s way past Geri-longโ€™s collective bedtime.ย 

Dangerfield definitely doesnโ€™t look right, must be carrying an injury.

I think they needed a rest , and without Toohey and Stewart are really up against it.

I have never seen a player drop the footy more than Blicavs, and he never gets pinged for it.

Port are looking so good because he Cats cannot create a stoppage and get their chip and chip game going. Getting annihilated in the midfield.


Phwoooar cats getting declawed and/or desexed. Turning into a rout.

1 minute ago, DeeZee said:

Dangerfield definitely doesnโ€™t look right, must be carrying an injury.

I think they needed a rest , and without Toohey and Stewart are really up against it.

Shame

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2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Port look far too fast for Geelong. Killing them on the counter.ย 

Port breaking tackles too easily as well.

Port are just not worried at all about approaching cats tacklers. They know they can just sidestep them because every cat has a bootful of treacle.


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