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DEEDAY: Dockers vs Bulldogs

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3 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

YeAh No WoRrIeS PiCkeT!

Yeah well says a lot about u! I haven't put any poster on ignore list but you, Einstein will be the first !

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    1 minute ago, ProperDee said:

    Just heard Bennell left the hub and got on the turps....That will be the end of him!

     

    Might be time to take the picture of Bennell of your Avatar Dazzel.

    Saw him live in action against the Crows,he was a seagull who wanted no body contact whatsoever.

    cost us nothing so out you go.

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    His set shot routine is a [censored] nightmare. A Covid patient on a vantilator would have a better chance kicking a goal than this moron. 

    Ha ha, my Mum would have said "can't even work in an iron lung". Remember Polio?

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    Jesse

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    Quite enjoying Schultz's game. He cant kick 40 metres and is a clanger machine! Lol. 

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    5 minutes ago, Dr.D said:

    How the phuccck can your assessment of our club be so off to the point that you expect things?

    We have been poor defensively and on the spread all year. even in our wins 

    Great point and so..... whats the solution??? The coach must be on thin ground?

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    FFS Hogan. Soft as butter. 
     

    [censored] HUNTER. Someone smash that tiny man. 

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    Missing chances pressure building

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    1 minute ago, Jaded said:

    FFS Hogan. Soft as butter. 

    Had to put a knee into English..

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    There isn't a player in the AFL I dislike more than hunter. He is such a [censored] 

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    Just now, GCDee said:

    There isn't a player in the AFL I dislike more than hunter. He is such a [censored] 

    Toby Greene says hi. 
    Small man syndrome. 

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    15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    I've seen numerous posters get stuck into Lobb - what did he do?  I'm only keeping an eye on the scores.

    Marked 15m out and did a weird stutter run up and missed. Unforgivable 

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    Serong missing a target from 10m out......

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