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2 minutes ago, Blue-and-red said:

Channel 7 commentary is as bad as our footy

They could include Pauline Hanson and the Bachelor in Paradise cast and it still wouldn't be as bad as our footy

 

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Here we come!!

Brilliant!

 
9 minutes ago, The Jackson 6 said:

Someone tell me what Joachim Loew is doing on our bench?

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Bloke on the right looks like he belongs on breaking bad


1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

It's only 24 hours less than what Port had, and we were at least in Queensland last week (they were in Adelaide).

Not sure it's that much of a factor? 

25% extra time.

But I'm not arguing why, because only those inside the club would understand that and it's beyond my expertise.

I'm just arguing that the game has been played has looked one team that could run and one that couldn't.

Weid playing 1 vs 4... why kick to someone outnumbered that heavily?! That means there’s 3 free team mates elsewhere. Have a look you idiot!

Ouch...

 

Gigs up...

Goodwin can’t coach

Majority of our players can’t make good decisions under pressure, can’t kick or handball accurately

our players drink their own bath water 

time to start again

unlikely I will see a premiership in my life and I’m not that old....


1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

I'm watching Basic Instinct on Foxtel more thrills in 90 minutes than the last 2 years of watching this club.

Are they up to the police station scene when they interview Sharon Stone.

Much better than watching this crap?

 

 

2 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Can we get those 2 Covid girls to party with the boys after the game?

Would’ve thought they already had

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