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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Richmond

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6 minutes ago, P-man said:

I would drop Oliver for this game. Not even joking. He’d be out next week.

Yep. He needs to be on notice to wake up, and get real.

 
Just now, BAMF said:

Ultimately? Yes.

His game plan allows super quick kicks to come into our defence.

He picked Smith when he clearly isn't ready. 

No, it was combination of errors forward of The ball, all good to blame the coach when Oliver gives a terrible ball 

1 minute ago, A F said:

Terrible kick from Oliver before but he's not the problem. The commentators on Fox and 7 have gunned for him all day. He's won a heap of contested possessions.

Disagree. He’s been average at best. Disposals have been all over the place. 


7 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Clarry.... easily one of the worst games ive seen from him sadly.

B&F went to his head a little over the pre - season?

Not just the best and fairest I suspect.?

1 minute ago, A F said:

Terrible kick from Oliver before but he's not the problem. The commentators on Fox and 7 have gunned for him all day. He's won a heap of contested possessions.

Think he was spent. He clearly wanted to turn this game around and was busting a nut in the last quarter. Was happy with his intent today to be honest. 

Go home and play fortnite Clarry, instead of working on your craft.

Bunch of deadbeats.

 
50 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Pert Bartlett and Mahoney should drive together to sydney. 

With Goodwin driving them... 

18 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Hibberd best game in 2 yrs

Was very good last week also.  If only all our blokes played with his manic attack and endeavour.


Just now, Mel Bourne said:

Disagree. He’s been average at best. Disposals have been all over the place. 

Average? He has been a disgrace and we only started to look decent once we got him out of the midfield.

This club just continues to bring misery to its members ... we continue to go backwards! Clearly Goodwin has a game plan which isn’t working & hate to say but we will witness another wasted list of players & another decade of nothingness!

3 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Clayton Oliver? Jack Viney? Jake Melksham? Jake Lever? Christian Salem? Tomlinson? Simon Goodwin? All auditioning for string quartet on the SS Titanic.

It all statrs from the middle the bounce.

If we start cleanly with composure, it rolls on.

If we start with a panic ball that t rolls on.

 

Oliver is starting us off in a panic.

Just now, Cards13 said:

With Goodwin driving them... 

He shouldn’t be in the car. The conversation should be ABOUT him

I’m angry.

Angry that this drivel is served up week after week .

Our recruiting and coaching philosophy is win the contested ball and the rest will happen.

Well let me tell ya.

It ain’t happening!


4 minutes ago, Hogan2014 said:

This club just continues to bring misery to its members ... we continue to go backwards! Clearly Goodwin has a game plan which isn’t working & hate to say but we will witness another wasted list of players & another decade of nothingness!

Why is it Goodwin's fault when every player bar maybe Hibberd made a fundamental skill error that sometimes resulted in a goal to the opposition

Edited by Satyriconhome

The first two hit outs of the last quarter were won by max Gawn. Viney bombs the first result in to a Richmond player. The second was also bombed in to a Richmond player. This coach has got to tell them to stop doing that.

10 minutes ago, one_demon said:

When is Oliver going to learn how to kick?

Its his lack of movement.

He will not run and move enough,  kicks off a step,  etc.  He's lazy.

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Get Clarkson. That’s what the $mill before Christmas ? needs to be

Otherwise we continue to be nothing

He wont be coming to coach this rabble SW.  But we certainly need to get our hands on a coach who can coach (Lyon?), along with a genuine KF (Cameron).


Just now, MyFavouriteMartian said:

Its his lack of movement.

He will not run and move enough,  kicks off a step,  etc.  He's lazy.

It looks like he’s keen to get rid of the ball as quickly as possible like it’s a hot potato.

6 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

No, it was combination of errors forward of The ball, all good to blame the coach when Oliver gives a terrible ball 

I quite like Goody actually. I just hate his current gameplan. I pray he changes it.

Just now, Hogan2014 said:

This club just continues to bring misery to its members ... we continue to go backwards! Clearly Goodwin has a game plan which isn’t working & hate to say but we will witness another wasted list of players & another decade of nothingness!

Why is it Goodwin's fault when every player bar m maybe Hibberd made a fundamental still error that sometimes resulted in a goal to the opposition

 
7 minutes ago, President Dee Trump said:

It looks like he’s keen to get rid of the ball as quickly as possible like it’s a hot potato.

Exactly, and his direction of the ball s either low to feet, or high,  above the head.

He's too cocky by half, and has stopped putting in his old physical work.  That hit on Selwood back in 2018 final,  where Bt and everyone said,  "boy oh boy, did you see that",..... nothing since from Oli.

Edited by MyFavouriteMartian

10 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Why is it Goodwin's fault when every player bar m maybe Hibberd made a fundamental still error that sometimes resulted in a goal to the opposition

He is the one coaching them and it’s not getting any better .

Ultimately it rests with him.


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