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Redbull/MFC Mini Advertorial in The Age...

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise 

I think you are selling yourself short BBO. I would have considered a "good thrashing" to be the exercise of choice for a gentleman like you with er "refined" tastes. The benefits of course will depend on the level of gusto with which it is performed .How many times a week would you participate?

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    They really missed an opportunity of parading Langdon and Tomlinson around for the first time when also announcing the Red Bull sponsorship...

     

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    The energy boost obviously wore off after half an hour

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    7 hours ago, Supermercado said:

    The energy boost obviously wore off after half an hour

    Either that or the players have been consuming so much of it that they’re developing a tolerance to it.

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    imo the club should sign magic and fairy dust as sponsors. that way everyone is happy and no one is offended.

    except for those that practice the dark arts and/or have diabetes. 

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    29 minutes ago, praha said:

    imo the club should sign magic and fairy dust as sponsors. that way everyone is happy and no one is offended.

    except for those that practice the dark arts and/or have diabetes. 

    ssh, you wake old man Emu Bitters talkin like that.

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise 

    Horizontal ?

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    On 6/24/2020 at 10:36 AM, Neil Crompton said:

    I think you are selling yourself short BBO. I would have considered a "good thrashing" to be the exercise of choice for a gentleman like you with er "refined" tastes. The benefits of course will depend on the level of gusto with which it is performed .How many times a week would you participate?

    Neil , one should not compare the epitome of artistic performance with the sweaty results of common “exercise”  !

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Neil , one should not compare the epitome of artistic performance with the sweaty results of common “exercise”  !

    "Straining at Stool" is neither an art nor is it a desirable exercise.

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